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- Ready to play the game? - I've got some pretty nasty ideas.
- I can put the groceries in the trunk. - Help from the Donnelly campaign.
Really.
You make the call. The rest is for damage control. You stay put.
Check your underpants! I hate those things!
- All right? - Yeah!
# You know it's the truth
Know every play the Opposing team is going to call!
but no one anticipated this.
(imitates a "ringing" bird call)
Get him, Kyle
Vote for Laudick
Transportin' a prisoner. 12th Precinct up in Buckley Town.
I’m in!
I don't know.
Yeah!
Ow!
Yoo
Just let me explain what happened.
Sir, honestly, I just came back to get my rental car and an apology.
Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children there
Over there.
especially one involving kids and drugs.
- Sure. - Nice to meet you, ma'am.
- Suckers, take the walk. - Screw this. I quit.
And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over.
Can we please try my idea?
hold your tongue, wench.
You freaks better be careful, cos next time I don't go down so easy.
Moron! OK, it's flying in now. It's flying in now. It's flying right in the middle.
# Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin'
I believe you. I just don't want you to get hurt.
Al, please!
Cupcakes Peanut Butter cups
I ought to go down there and straighten this thing out.
It's over. It's PhinisheD.
Now, we've all been screwed by Governor Tracy.
Ii
Man this sucks!
(both laugh)
(chatter)
Who? What does he want?
Oh, please, God, I'm dreaming.
You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.
YARMOUTH ROW-ADS
Oh.
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!
- (woman) Oh! Hey! Excuse me! - What's he doin'?
He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine.
# Why doesn't anybody need me?
(chanting) Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!
30. 30 MILES AN HOUR
Teehee, I call dibs on top bunk! Hehe - OK!
- D'you have to go to the bathroom? - Please... pop... the hood.
Oh, God!
Allen Robinson
- Who? - Steve Dodds.
(TV on)
.
What could go wrong? I vote, I go home.
What the hell is a marquee doin' here? It's crazy!
Dude, can I get a couple of minutes just to clear some of the gear out?
Seven!?
Arm grab! Aie!
Mike, don't worry. Everything is gonna be OK, I promise.
W
Today is a celebration of Governor Tracy's election to a third term,
Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment into the realm...
Where the hell's Drake? He's supposed to be here.
Ow.
He was comin', just going "My life is good. I'm alive, alive, alive... dead!"
.
What is wrong?
unless you move from this area far and fast! Now! unless you move from this area far and fast! Now!
Vroots?
Hello? Are you there?
Yeah, come on.
# Like stacks and stacks of rats on rafts
(disapproving murmurs)
Now!
Hey, fellas. How's it goin'? Can I help you?
Get her, Al.
Don't pick up the soap Mark or you will get a big surprise
Al, man, I know what I'm doin'. I'm gonna prove you won the election.
Aargh!
Mr. Thundermaker here is gonna start barking fire If you don’t stop moving
You heard it hear folks VOTER FRAUD!!!
Hey, pretty good day. No screwups. Keep up the good work.
(cheering)
- Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion... - I wanna talk to my brother.
- I'm gonna go take a squeege. - Watch your step.
No, man! Al, there's no other way! You gotta believe me.
I
Oh.
Like you're gonna be if you don't put that gun down.
Me looking back on the past two weeks
Agh!
It’s easy to win when you don’t move your back row!!!
Do you have any idea how fast you were going? No, but I run this county
How is the drive home going?
- (applause) - Get em, Joe.
Smokin, snortin, drinkin, shootin.. A party with you