Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(distant sirens)
- Is your mom picking you up? - My mom and dad got a divorce.
- Mrs Oneacre? Hello? Mrs Oneacre? - Yes.
Agh! I'm stuck in this thing.
Man, that sucks!
Blaino in his natural habitat
- This gets worse every second. - I hate snakes!
What do you mean, Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?
Steve.
# I don't need your sympathy
(music stops)
- Hi, ma'am. - (gasps)
Oh, man, that was wild. It was so weird.
Yeah, sure.
Rock the vote bitches
or I'm within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice.
Get off my bumper!
- Go long. - OK.
I call dibs on top bunk
I beg you, don't do this. Give me some time. I can make you a senator.
- Did you see who did it? - Two guys. I don't know them.
Ooh!
I got an idea. OK?
Oh! Oh!
God! Help, please!
(disapproving murmurs)
Geuschwander
(insufficient signal tone)
That’s Slash, you dumbass- not Sting Ahhhhhhyeahhhh, Slash…
Come on, guys. This is weird. Let's go play some kickball.
Suckers, take the walk... Screw this. I quit
Hi, there. Hi.
I've got somethin' to say!
Oh, here it is! Yeah!
It's got all those robes on it.
That’s right, it’s pine apple flavored
This sucks!!
My brother lost his election because of me.
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!
When people ask what you want for your birthday
(# rock music playing)
Whoever's trailing... gives good money for whichever picture does them best.
# And I haven't won the lottery yet
Run!
...
Nah you were right Two.
That's great. I'll be sure to tell him. Thanks for ringing up.
my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck.
Nope. Can't be true.
- Three! - Agh!
# And everybody's got a problem with me
Never give up a hit!
Base, this is Mieghem. I'm at the rec centre. Send fire units and a backup.
Aaaarrggh!
Oh, yeah, man!
Why don’t you shut up
Welcome, Washington Teachers' Association!
Hello, Washington!
Oh wow Welldone
Al doesn't wanna speak to you.
Mike?
Good. Good.
Wow!
(echoes)
# Why doesn't anybody want me, want me, want me, want me?
Dude, we pay these bands' salaries by buying a ticket to this shit.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
- Jump in. Wash that crap off. - There's probably piranha in there.
It's easy to win when you never miss a putt
Where is the frickin' thing?
Damn it.
Good god man!
# Why doesn't anybody want me, want me, want me, want me?
(cheering)
It’s easy to be good When your whole team isn’t injured
There's only 1502 voters up in Garfield Coubty
Um...
Well, let's get to it. Team Donnelly gonna kick a little Tracy butt.
Good god man!
# Why doesn't anybody need me?
What in the hail was that all about?
(TOM'S ANSWER) ME: OH YEAH
I hardly ever play checkers.
This is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy.
No! No! No!
97
- Oh, man! - What a goon.
O
It’s pretty easy to win when… … YOU NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW
Whoa, what happened to you? D'you fall in some mud or something?
Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin'
- What's your name? - Mike Donnelly.