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Al's speaking at that Rock The Vote concert in Seattle.
How I feel about the weather forecast
- Steve, not now. - Hey. Uh, yes.
That’s one small step for man, one giant… I HAVE A DREAM
voting kicks ass, right? Yeah!
Then you get him through this state a little faster than seven miles an hour,
Oh, my God.
Very good help, but "no speaka".
Let’s video conference
So he says "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
That's because for the last eight years I've worked hard as your governor
Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to be governor of Washington.
So he say, "Rectum? Dang near killed him!"
Well, it better be.
End of An era, boyz
# Clutchin' anything we can
Somebody help me!
All right, you guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
- (insufficient signal tone) - (sighs)
One looked at me!
And now I'm gonna screw her!
- I got dibs on top. - OK.
(# rock music playing)
I
- I want that asshole taken out. - I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away.
Whoopsie-daisy.
Ooh!
- (siren) - Did you turn the siren on?
I don't see you goin' in.
- What the hell was that? - A chunk in the road or something.
Whoo! Come on!
Whoo!
. .
This election was about the majesty of democracy,
Agh!
Well, I got a 426 hemi in her.
Oh, who else wants some? You?
What's goin' on?
You gotta fight for your right to vote.
Are you kidding me? These are potential voters.
Oh, no, thanks. I never touch the stuff.
I love this job. I've been here since the place opened.
I'm not supposed to be here. Uh...
when compared to the problems facing our great state.
and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste.
do you have any idea how fast you were going?
The night of the zoopocalypse trailer is cookin up soon Immediately NOW!!!
You'll have to tell me your name, so I'll know who to make out the cheque to.
Yes, it will. All you need to do is get a signal.
Come on! Jesus!
- Name and address. - Mike Donnelly. 612 Caswell Street.
- I'm sorry, ma'am. - You OK?
- (man) And cut. - I need a break. I'll be right back.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Tracy won Garfield County?
# Why doesn't anybody want me?
(music stops)
VOTE FOR BOZEMAN!!
Mike, put the gun down. There's other ways to handle this.
Hey, Mike. "I got dibs on top bunk"!
# Headfirst, into the hole
# And then we'll all have a drink on me
(TOM'S ANSWER) And ME: OH YEAH
Well, I'll have to see the pictures first.
Ever!
You were great though, man. That was genius.
- Promise me you'II... - Shut up, Steve.
- I owe you one, man. - Call me later.
Vote for Walls
Georgia 20-10
What in the HELL was THAT all about?!
Hey, I hope everything's going great in your fine town of, uh, Avery... Atwood.
Tracy won Garfield County?
(music stops)
Kill Rudolph!
I can't! I can't!
(insufficient signal tone)
Oh Shoot
Hi.
Very good help, but.... No Speaka!
- Who's this guy? - From the Donnelly campaign.
Good luck getting out. It's never gonna work.
This November...
Officer...
OK, we got it, we got it, we got it...
Argh!