Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can get her up to as good as 155.
SNAKE!! It looked at me!!
Good first period
Sorry.
Shut up! Shut up!
Al, I'm so sorry. Man, I don't know what happened.
I’m not far from draggin’ ya outta here and beatin’ ya into dust…
Garfield County. Tracy: 1,048. Donnelly: 834.
Check this out. Gimme a toss, Scott. Hey, buddy.
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
That's sort of a weird word, isn't it?
I think you just drive the speed limit, we're gonna be cool.
or-ange. ornj. ornjuh. oh-ranj. quiet back there!
It's pretty easy to play defense if you... NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!
It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies!
She must be all hopped up on crack cocaine.
Look, I know this looks bad. Al, man, I'm not a screwup on this one.
# Weight of the world crushin' our backs
No, he was pretty cool, as usual.
And now let's welcome our hometown hero,
Kemp, fake head butt. DeSalvo, fake head butt. New kid, fake head butt.
Go ahead, Mike. Clear.
We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.
(people chanting) Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!
Oh, man.
Nice to meet you. I wanna show you something.
- Whoo! - (sirens)
There's enough in the air here to get everybody high.
(synchronised drumrolls)
Oh, Mike!
We'll meet you there. We can't do this without you.
You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron.
The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed in the Argonne Forest in 1918.
- How come I can't say that word? - Roads.
Get this: a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish woman
We have a game plan. Don't we, Roger?
Al, you can take this election.
(Tom's Answer) Me: Oh yeah
Row-outs.. ruuutes routes
Mike, how the hell did this happen?
- (ringing tone) - Hello?
(groans)
VOTE FOR BOZEMAN!!!
Mike, I know you're behind me 100%, but I need some different help from you.
(TOM'S ANSWER) ME: OH YEAH
- You totally didn't touch it. - Well, then you touch it.
- Go ahead. Take off. - Thanks, Robbie.
- God! Here's the keys. - Oh, thank you.
- I've been fired. - What? Why?
I'm not far from dragging you outta here and beating’ ya into dust
- Well, let's go get it back. - Uh-uh. This guy is unstable, at best.
Rory US OPEN BE LIKE
when she made it in her first campaign for governor eight years ago.
Promise me you'll stay in the car.
1,048 to 834?
- I can't see a damn thing! - Die!
You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud.
YOUR A GREAT AMERICAN HERO, DUSTIN BEALE. WE THANK YOU!
Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot.
Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin'
Ow! Ow!
The voters have spoken, and I have heard their message loud and clear.
- Stop that! - Oh, my God!
Psst! Steve. I'm in.
Donnelly had a smart-ass comment to make after everything I said.
Agh!
Tell me who sent you on this mission,
Wth
Hold your tongue, witch
I
OK. Promise me you'll stay right here.
Half these people are buried in the Garfield cemetery. That's one county.
There’s a very good explanation for all of this...
What in the hell was that all about?
NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW
Nothing's gonna stop us now.
- What is that? - It's Ozzy Osbourne. Whoa!
I’m in!
When Nate savors his food And chews a bit too loudly
and you guys are the victims of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society?
Mrs Oneacre, it's Mike Donnelly. Is Scott there?
No, sir. You know what? That was my fault and I'm really sorry.
(snores)
- No, you jag, he ain't the governor. - He's runnin'for governor.
whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget,
I bet your brother's pissed, huh?
You're right. But he doesn't deserve to be exiled.
(Scott) See ya.
Suckers take the walk!
You're a true American, Sergeant Sabitch. I thank you. OK.
- We're proud to have him as a voter. - Hold your tongue, wench.
Cos if turquoise kicks ass, and ninjas kick ass, then u got some kickass $h17!
Here you go.
- Which sounds quicker to you? - (pees) That's a toughie.