Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If Hillary wins the election..

I realise you must stick close together cos you share a common backbone,

- Hello? - Hello?

I want to see a Washington where children can walk down streets safely,

Good night, dear.

- Hi, folks. Vote for Donnelly! - Good God, man.

bs’n buildin goofin drinkin golfin shootin baggin

I'm all right. I'm OK.

Come on, guys. This is weird. Let's go play some kickball.

Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family?

My re-election would not have been possible without the people in this state

- Hello? - Hello?

When people aske you what you want for your birthday

Please don't be Mike Donnelly.

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Here you go. I'm sorry.

Why didn't you tell me?

You can’t catch a bat with a pot, moron.

I must also thank my wonderful husband Dennis

and there's no way Al's gonna lose Gaffield County.

Talking about your brother's election hopes or my career?

- What's your name? - Scott Colleary.

of the Pierce County Recreation Centre fire.

I mean, I have evidence here you need to know about now before it's too late.

- Isn't that Steve Dodds? - Uh, yes, sir.

Psst! Steveeee! I'm in.

(Steve carries on laughing)

Hey, I got somebody you gotta meet. Scott, come here a second.

Leaving work on the daily

- I never should have doubted you. - Oh, thanks, man. It's cool.

Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy.

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(engine splutters)

The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's.

No, it's not cool.

Oh man, kid’s got a cannon

Thanks, Al. Thanks.

- Is that all? - (chuckles nervously) That's all.

Suckers take the walk

- Agh! Oh! - You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy.

We have got to put a lid on him.

Losers take the walk

- Did you do this? - No, no, no... Did you?

- This place is trashed. - Check this out.

Im not one of your 5th graders that would believe that

You keep your mouth shut, squirt.

Oh, and one more thing.

- The kids really love the place, so... - Yeah, I know.

I believe you. You were set up. And we're gonna get to the bottom of this.

I got dibs on top bunk.

You just tell Steve to watch him like a hawk and to keep the reporters at bay.

It’s pretty easy to lose balls when you, um, Always play three balls!!!

- Oh, this is fun. - Yeah, yeah, it was.

where people can leave doors unlocked and their minds are free from fear.

I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but... What were you thinking?

Commit career suicide.

I want you to step lively. Do not make me abuse my power.

with all the campaign staff and their families gathering for a festive affair.

Good night, Mike.

And I am very proud of him.

- Sergeant Drake Sabitch. - Mike Donnelly. Nice to meet you.

Roads.... What a weird word

It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy.

- Donnelly's levelled off. - Mm-hm. We're dead even. Look at this.

What happened? It should've gone down on the first whack.

- It touched my hand. - If this doesn't work I'll sleep in the car.

Drake Sabitch's grandfather, Winston Sabitch,

under wraps until the election is over.

What does it matter? He's got a gun! You're a cop.

My best friends call me "Cash".

Uh, gee, Mike. Al's kind of busy right now.

Tell me, do you have any idea how fast you were going? No, but I run this county!

Oh, there is a God.

So he says “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”

Its kinda hard to lose when you Never give up a hit!

Hey, Mike. How's things? Kind of pissed off about losing your job, huh?

Oh, jeez. I had to leave town.

They got, like, levers galore in this thing.

- Ketchup packet. - (laughter)

Oh thank you MRK Please stay strong

Popping the hood.

- (Mike) Ah. Horseshit! - (glass smashes)

(Mike) This sucks. I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary.

If he'd bought a smaller TV, he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.

Oh, That's Sad.

Let me make myself clear. My brother is a priority.

What is this? Do you want me to lose?

whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget

What in the hell was that all about?