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Thank you, gentlemen. Excuse us just a moment.
Bet you made some nice friends today, huh?
Can create a mismatch anytime you want.
(applause) - Get him, Joe.
- I think I got it. - No way.
Hold your tongue, witch
See ya
(man) Excuse me, Mr "About to be Governor Elect" Donnelly.
What do you think if I went down to...
And if I had my way, you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected governor!
OK. Move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe.
Somethin' isn't right.
Row-ads Roods
Hey, that's my car.
- I think it's gone. - I hate those damn things.
Vote for McKinstry
I got dibs on top
Okey-dokey. Come on.
OK.
Nobody move, or Steve Dodds gets it!
Thanks, bro. At times in the campaign I lost sight of what really mattered.
What the hell was that?
Yeah, I learnt it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach.
Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy.
Kill Whitey!
Floor it, Harold!
Is there an Opie convention in town?
Thank you little storm, please stay strong
This is fun.
How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?
- I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh?
Stay there. OK. OK. It's right in the middle.
Hold your tongue wench
Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother?
Oh Albert…
- Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor.
They were wearing street clothes, but that is them.
I'd like to tell you about some other great American soldiers.
Quiet down back there bobcat!
Fire whitey!
Actually, there is a perfectly good explanation for this.
See ya.
Governor Donnelly? Nice threads.
(creaking)
Don't pick the soap Mark or you will get a big surprise
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I guess I was going about 35, tops
and give them your power trip? They might be impressed by it, asshole!
Hold your tongue wench
You got a little chubby goin there
(wails)
Me begging LIN While I'm gone
Kick ass whitey!
Who? Steve Dodds…
- It's all her. - Shut up!
Im in!
Very, very freaky.
My pants are full of pudding…
and my two beautiful, intelligent children...
Come on, let me talk to Al. It's only gonna take a minute.
cos this is a bunch of bullcrap!
He let him go and didn't report seeing him, so Mike wasn't linked to the fire.
I'm not far from dragging’ ya outta here and beatin’ ya into dust
Aaargh!
I'M COMING!
You know what, Al? I don't think I'm really cut out for politics.
Go!
Hee hee
Hutone Let do it
- Good. I think I've lost him. - Stop! Please!
Or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk.
- Don't worry about those guys. - They don't like me too much.
Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.
Al, your brother, told me to drop everything, come down here,
Aargh!
If I really thought you believed that, I'd just... I'd wanna die.
Oh, something tells me I want this car to just keep driving.
Me five minutes after eating healthy
Yeah, thanks.
Um, I just talked to Charlie
Good afternoon. We'd like you to vote Al Donnelly for governor.
- I can't... - (gasps)
Washington has the most beautiful forests in America.
(blasts horn)
Let's do it!
And I believe his problems are rather modest
Governor Tracy, having just pulled out a squeaker, must be all smiles today.
Eegh.
My best friends call me cash.
I could sure use some McIlroy and Burns right about now
Large American
All right! Bunk beds!
...you've got some kick-ass shit!
I bet the exit polls already have us by ten points.
I’d say 65.. tops
My sarge gave me no overtime, so I'm doing it lickety-split.
I got dibs on top bunk!
Sleeper hold. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Dock Workers' Union.
- Let me get that for you. - Look, I drove down here.
Man, this sucks!
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!
- Good night, Steve. - Good night, Mike.