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Oh, all right. You win.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
God.
Aw, it's a little racist,
[laughs]
I did it!
I added the ketchup.
Goddamn.
There it is. Thanks.
I mean, back in the olden days, you'd pop out those bitches,
Um, yeah, we'll get one of those,
No, no.
It's really good.
Yeah, dude.
[cell phone beeps]
- Good night. Bye. - Bye.
You're so weak!
No, no, no. It's like this.
for a little bit?
Yeah, it can definitely be very nice.
is there, like, no protection?
We'd only been dating six months.
My secret is, I'm getting a divorce.
What? Are you serious?
Yeah.
He's black.
Should we maybe get a pill to be safe?
and being entertained by this stuff?
And then the condom broke.
You know what I have seen? The Kentucky Penguin.
That kid's shitting all over his house.
camping, hiking, all that.
I want to get the pill.
I'm gonna need you to pay for the waffles, sir.
Now they got a kid. His name's Samson.
Oh, cool. Okay.
has been in the same spot as my little bud's hardware.
[screams]
[man singing in French]
Mmm!
- [bells jingle] - Cool!
Jesus.
No, that's ice cream for losers. Let's go to my spot.
That's not on me. That's on Tristan.
♪ ♪
You could not have been more wrong.
I'll be right here. It'll be fine.