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My boy did a Combos spot... Combos for life.
That's why I enjoy being the uncle, you know?
- What? - Yeah.
What? You have a baby?
Well, but when's the last time you ejaculated?
No, dude, Kyle's done.
You know what the move is, though?
Um, you want to arm wrestle?
while you go to the meeting
Yeah, you got to step up your game, man.
I can't go in there by myself.
But "Poop Shoes"... that's just good branding
Then you're straight chilling.
[sighs]
Awesome!
No, not at the bar, at my house.
Like, they act like they know me,
Let's, uh, grab a drink or whatever sometime.
[heavy breathing]
[both] Mommy!
I mean, there's Saran wrap and dental dam,
I'm gonna try the strawberry cheesecake.
Digiorno
What a small world.
would you mind accompanying this young lady I'm babysitting
Martinelli's?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Chocolate chip, coffee,
- You ever had a condom break? - Hell, no.
That's what anecdotal means.
I think Plan A is you don't drop a million of your sperm
Are you on birth control and stuff?
Really?
Yeah! Yeah!
I spent a lot of time in spas and hot tubs
That's bullshit you say at a party.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Anyway, here's the bathroom.
I took you to the bathroom.
Hey, guys. Get ready.
into the bathroom?
They're nice to me over there.
- I know it's weird. - All right.
He's over.