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I don't sleep. I haven't fucked in a year.
You had a kid for a year.
You guys, that is so good.
It's supposed to be really good. You want to go there?
Yep.
- Hey. - Hey.
Whoa. You made one for me?
All right, you guys. Why don't you get some snacks?
Dylan.
on this big beautiful bottle of Chablis.
How did it go?
It would really... I just don't want...
- Yes. - Aw, thanks.
[both] Yeah!
[toy dinosaur roaring]
Yeah, right now, James is out of town.
Oh, hey, Hilary.
[toilet flushes]
mint chocolate chip,
I got them solo. Ugh.
[sighs]
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, then that's anecdotal. - Yeah.
You really thinking about going to a baby party?
Grant.
Oh, thanks. Just put it anywhere.
You go to town On the puss?
It just doesn't make sense.
You guys hungry?
Dude, babies are boring, man.
peanut butter cup,
with a young boy's genitals.
that blender for myself, then.
Highlight of my year was when I crashed
"Pre-come does not contain sperm."
Like, 'cause you just show up.
[car door clatters, beeps]
Grant, what's up, man?