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No problem, man.
All right Spreadgod does it again
- [Clears Throat] Excuse me. - To the man in the orange suit!
The only way is count 10 to 1 10 to 1 count with me 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Blast off! Yay!
Come on, coach.
Did I say, Sorry, Roger, I can't do it?
- Don't touch me! - Here we go. Come on.
good night maxwell, fanny nine.
Wow, 56.53!
- Turn seven. Turn eight. - Straight. Right.
Vibes for today
Irv, this is Karl Shindler. He'll be watching the middle track.
my all-time, world record seventh derby in a row.
When your coach Inspires you
I see an Alabama slob...
All right. Everyone quiet down.
The strength staff before every Friday morning lift
[P.A.] On the track.
All right, fellas, that's us! Let's go!
our trip to the Olympics starts right now.
All right, we're up. Let's go, guys. This is it.
Shane. You dead?
Well, you wanna know what I see?
No, man, I'm not dead.
You really see all dat? Yeah, mon!
Hello, gentlemen.
and I loaned the car to a friend to work for...
If I have to take one of those bobsleds to do it, then all right.
- [Crowd Laughing] - That's funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
Me on Tinder, trying to pick up guys
Peace be the journey
' There's nothing but blue skies
All right, you sugarcoated track stars.
- [Grunting Continues] - ' You don't never have to fear Just rise above it '
' 'Nuff people say you know they can't believe '
' If those storm clouds reappear Oh, yes '
One, two, three, go!
I don't want to be within 2,000 miles of anyone who does.
Greetings EVMS GOD
But in an Olympic year The Olympics count as a golf major
- Sanka. - ' We have the one Derice...
All right, guys, we're up. Come on. Hey, knock it off. Knock it off, will ya?
Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
l-lt's no different than what we practiced. We've done it a hundred times.
This country enjoys a fine athletic tradition.
If I've Said It Once, I've Said It 46 Times: Libertarians make the best cops
All right. I'll do it.
[Sanka] Face it, Yul Brenner. You can start callin' yourself Madonna,
' Rise above it '
We're live at Olympic Park, the brand-new bobsledding venue...
Look at me, Mr. Blitzer. I'm your chance.
- Sprinters make the best bobsledders. - Here's to sprinting.
Dative, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish
- Eins, zwei, drei. - Eins, zwei, drei.
- No! Look, whatever your name is... - Derice.
' We don't need no darkness We don't need no fear '
[Derice] Mr. Coolidge, please. You have to run the race over.
Irving Blitzer. He's an American who lives here.
if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
your qualifying run will be held on the evening of the tenth.
Great. Very good. Try it again.
' You, you've got to rise above it '
' On these hard times '
[Reed] Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
Whatever's wrong with you....seek professional help.
Remember, keep your hands soft and your mind clear.
I am feeling very liberated today. How about you?
Where did these guys come from? - [Together] The 09!
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
iPhone 6? I'll pay you a dollar...
Well, that depends on who's asking.
feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme get on up,
Skanka Yuh Dead
[Chattering Continues]
Those guys have earned the right to represent their country.
- [Man #2] Who owns this thing? - We do, sir.
All right, I'll tell you what I see.
' This, little man, is what you can achieve if you work hard and sacrifice '
and I'd like to congratulate all of the athletes...
- But it doesn't mean that I like you. - We split.
In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever come across a pretty girl,
I must drive. Do you dig where I'm coming from?
- What practice? - That practice.
Sanka, ya dead?
Drew. You dead?
The strength staff before every Friday
Derice, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish.
Yes, man!
Snow. You don't have any. It's 900 degrees out there.
Sehr gut, New Zealand. See you in two weeks, Ja?
FEEL THE RHYTHM! FEEL THE RHYME! GET ON UP, IT’S HATE TRUMP TIME!
Oh. They say we're back in!
- All right. - Good, good.
And I live right down there
Lucky egg
[Al] One, two, three, four, all of them in, and look at them fly.
' Hey, no people can believe '
[Derice] They couldn't beat us. I know we were the best.
' Rise above it '
You! I'll kill you.
Sanka. Hit it, man.
[Jamaican Accent] No problem, man.
- ' You've got to rise above it Yes you do ' - Go, go, go, go. That's it.
And if you think I'm gonna give you the little money we have...
Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Vallem, ya dead?
After a positive code review of my colleague's work
- Mornin'. - Faster, Bannock, faster.
Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
excuse me mariah do you want to go to gina boingwantygogno? no gina boingwantygogno. that's an intresting twist you've put on gina's name gina boingwantygogno.
- Al, so do I. - Oh, no, no, no, no. So do we.
Andy. You dead?
[Al] Watch out, world, the Jamaicans are coming.
This is the Olympics here. It's no stupid pushcart derby.
Yul, that's where the Queen of England lives.
- What's schweiz? - No, man, Swiss.
my teammates, my country and my coach.
- Yes! - Now they slide into place.
Sort of.
[Irv] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Too late…
- ' And when you face a challenge ' - Gotta grip with your toes!
Derice... see you at the finish line.
And that could have been a disaster.
- To the messenger! - [Together] To the messenger.
[People Chattering In Foreign Languages]