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- This is it. - We hope you all enjoy your stay.
Derice, I've known you since Julie Jeffries asked to see your ding-a-ling.
- 13.5. 11.7. - ' I've got some bills to pay, oh-oh '
I got you a job. With Webster, Webster and Cohen,
You see, Derice, I'd made winning my whole life.
The driver here, Derice Bannock, looks like the sled's really drivin' him.
[Chattering]
- [Sighs] - [Computer Beeps]
And after l, Yul Brenner,
- ' Wild, wild life ' - [Sanka] Go! Go! Go!
She's BEAUTIFUL
we're each gonna have to sit down and take a nice, deep look inside.
the toughest competitors I ever saw.
Everybody shut up. My boy's on TV.
and you pleaded with me to talk to Kurt?
- Sanka! Four more carts left. - Pee wee, move! Move out!
You don't see the Swiss team fightin', do you?
Go Ahead, Yul Brenner You Go Get Your Palace
The Jamaicans still have a chance to win an Olympic medal.
- I am goin'! - No, we're not.
- Thanks, Roger. - Yeah, well. What's up, Irv?
All right, fellas, this is us. Let's go.
' In my way '
So what? It's no big deal.
Al, they get better every time down the track.
Forget it, man, I'm gone.
Alright, Sun God does it again!
It would be a real honor to run with you.
- What are you laughing about? - Nothing.
So... who wants in?
- And go! - [Horn Blaring]
Hey Steve Ya dead?
One, two, three!
[Irv] Grab ahold. Here we go.
- [Derice] Greetings from Jamaica. - [Reggae]
No problem man
- Jamaica to your start positions. - [Together] Respect!
[John] Look at the way the sled's coming in and out of the corners. Very smooth.
Now, look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
' Here on this mountain top oh-oh '
You want to kiss my egg? I ain't kissin' no egg
No, Tumbleweed. Bad, Tumbleweed.
REMEMBER, THIS DOESNT MEAN THAT I LIKE YOU
Well, Poppa, what do I do now?
I am not a lost little boy, Father.
Well, I'm told she's actually quite fast.
Where do these guys come from?!? STEAMPUNK!
And they've been doin' very well in practice all week.
Those guys are pretty good, aren't they?
Look, Derice. Let it go, will you? Let it go.
I am feeling very Olympic today. How about you?
' Jamaica we have a bobsled team
for you to go around sliding on your backside.
- I know Kroychzech. He's a good guy. - Yeah. [Clears Throat]
I’ll pay you a dollar to shut up.
No man.
We have to finish the merge
[Sanka] Hey, grandma! Outta my way!
Gentlemen, this... is a bobsled.
Everybody shut up. My boys on TV!
- I sold my car. - [Inhales] Yes, man.
You choked. It was yours for the taking and you choked.
- You all set to follow in your father's footsteps? - I think so.
Excuse me.
- Hey, coach? - Yeah.
I'm freezin' my royal, Rastafarian nay-nays off!
Dave ya dead?
Where do these guys come from?!? STEAMPUNK!
Hey, pokey! Where'd you get that cart?
[Al Trautwig On TV] Eighty miles an hour or close to it.
Pride. Power. Pride.
Oh right Big, fat AND Greek
I've never seen anything like this. I know it's not funny, but how embarrassing.
I told the owner of the bar these guys were...
In reality, Al, I don't think the Jamaicans have any chance of winning a medal.
sulfur droplets, don't break No, No, they shatter
[Cheering, Shouting]
It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya.
Here we go! Today's our day! This is it!
- ' Here on this mountain top ' - [Sanka] Whoa! Slow down!
' Jamaica have a bobsled team '
Just shut up, Sanka.
Come on!
' I can see clearly now '
- [Chattering, Laughing] - Excuse me, gentlemen.
only a fool would put their money on Tumbleweed.
- Oh, coach? L-I gotta go. You know. - Yeah?
- Yes, sir. - Good.
Sehr gut, New Zealand. We'll See you in two weeks, Ja?
But you better tell this mama's boy...
right here, right here in a Volkswagen, you're gonna practice.
[Junior] All right, Father, listen here.
- You nervous? - I'm not nervous. I'm ready.
[Speaking Russian]
- Sanka, we know. - ' Jamaica, we have a bobsled team '
and John, the top six teams are separated by only half a second.
That guy won two gold medals?
Now, did you follow all that?
Zach, ya dead mon
Webster
I’m feeling very Essential today?
[Booing]
The strength staff every Friday morning
And neither did I. I'm just tryin' to be the best I can be.
And when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning.
But in an Olympic year The Olympics count as a golf major
' If I give the love you want you won't forget '