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Do you know where you register for bobsled?
Practice down here with the boys a bit more,
New kayak Who dis?
and when you're a little further along, I'll come along and see you...
And you know, there's a lot of teams up here on top of the hill...
And I really, really need you.
- Thank you. - ' Yul Brenner and the man Sanka '
Um... [Clears Throat]
Get it back to the top of the hill! Let's move it right now, you slackers!
5.9, guys! What?
Do whatever you want, but do it to me.
Its.... Butt kissing time
Now, if this is about you and me, then let's get it straight right now.
Takes his bets in a small pool hall just past Sandy Bay.
Whoo-hoo, 59 points! [Laughing]
were goin to canaa
Didn't one of you have the sense to know better? Go on, laugh.
a Jamaican bobsledder?
' Bright sunshiney day '
[P.A. Announcer Speaking In Foreign Languages]
Whatever is wrong with you....is no little thing.
[Chanting] Who's the captain of our crew? Who's a friend to me and you?
I am a badass mother... who don't take no crap off NOBODY
Well, I run it in nine nine
So am I. And the best I can be is Jamaican.
' Just for a laugh '
Muffin! Running away will only make it worse! Ooh! Muffin! Come back!
- Hi. - Howdy, partner.
Believe me, kid, you do not have what it takes.
I see a lost little boy...
Yes, I have a problem. There's no such thing as a three-man sled.
Test Hh
[Grunting]
to compete in the bobsled event.
' Come on then Rise above it '
Sounds like a two-dollar hooker
I am goin’
Junior!
- Move over! Move over! - [Winston] Get away! Get off me!
- ' You gotta learn to believe in yourself, yeah ' - [Grunting]
He's Josef Grool. He's one of the best drivers in the world.
- That fool better watch his mouth. - He better watch more than that.
I'm goin' to the Olympics, baby.
- That horse had no chance whatsoev... - Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
' 'Cause we're goin' nowhere and gettin' there fast
- [Boy #2] Do it for Jamaica. - You know what my grandfather says?
and go back home.
I cheated. I was stupid.
- [Indistinct Police Radio] - [People Chattering]
Tallulah.
- Tumbleweed is running gamely, but Captain Video... - Don't! I need this one!
- How 'bout I beat your butt right now? - How 'bout I draw a line...
Good morning, Gettysburg!
The only reason I’m here Is to get off this stinkin
' Jamaica have a bobsled team '
Okay, everybody in. Let's go, let's go. Come on, come on.
- No problem. - [Irv] Ah, yes.
You caught me. [Laughs]
You mean winter as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ice?
Who doesn't bathe and doesn't care? Sanka! Sanka!
Go! Move! Go! Move that bobsled! Go!
I see power! I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody!
It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya.
Hello? Yes.
- Mr. Coolidge, thanks a lot. - Good, Derice.
Cold enough? [Chuckling]
Cool runnings means Peace be the journey.
Rise and shine It's butt whipping time
I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy
- Yeah. Half an hour? - Meet me there in half an hour. Yeah.
Under 60. Is it under 60?
- Once again! Junior! - I see pride!
[Man On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final event...
Well, my dear, we've got a team in the Olympics, don't we?
[Sanka] So, let's talk about this billsled team.
Hey, coach.
All I need is a lousy 20 grand so I can get us to the Olympics. That's all.
- That's right! - That's right! Junior Bevil!
And perhaps there's gold in two generations of this family.
- And I really, really need you. - Forget it!
"Go ahead, Yul Brenner. Go get your palace." (or farm whatever floats your boat)
' Jamaica we have a bobsled team '
5.9! 5.9! You did it! You did it! 5.9!
is to get off of this stinkin' island.
COACH MCDERMOTT’S WHATS KILLING YA
- You must be mad. - Yeah, but the team needs me.
are a steady driver and three strong runners to push off down the ice.
If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be here right now.
Caryanne
I am feeling very false flagish today.
- [Crowd Cheering, Shouting] - Let's go.
I see pride I see power
Go ahead, tuna. Go get your zaxby's
' When the working's done we're gonna love that night away '
Wait a minute, Roger. Remember when you were desperate...
San diegooo We have a baseball team
Get set!
DO YOU DIG WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
- You mean winter as in ice? - Maybe.
' Yes, my four men are my bobsled posse '
' Rise above it '
Take it.
You don't see the Swiss team drinkin' and carryin' on and such.
Where did these Pumas come from? Argentina!
I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that 3 black women on a podium could make you blush
Whatever's wrong with you... is no little thing.
There. Is that better? Are you happy?
[Speaking German]
- And it's Brewster finishing in second. Susan's Pride... - What?
Your judges will be Shindler, Gremmer and Kroychzech.
Hey, Irv. Say hello to the first...
Kilmer and knickknacks? It’s scary jaa?
[Knocking]
[Reed] Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
Gentlemen, let's go check into our new home. Come on, Junior.
Greetings DT god
Hopefully the Utes can say this after the game!
The only way is count 10 to 1 10 to 1 count with me 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Blast off!
Thank you. Thank you very much. Basically, what you're looking to do...
- [Cheering] - Yeah, from Jamaica!
Dylan, ya dead?
Excuse me, please.
I I am feeling very Olympic today. How about you?
[Sanka] Aaaaah!
Kurt, I really have to talk to you.
' Don't get upset if you ain't got nobody '