Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Except this time, 100 million people watchin'.

' Jamaica have a bobsled team '

Gentlemen, this is a bobsled.

get on up, it's bobsled time!

- Or else what? - Ow!

the running of the 100-meter finals.

[Man] Who's the big, hot bag of air who doesn't have to comb his hair?

I'm not good at that stuff. Instead, I thought I'd, uh,

im feeling very broadcom today how about you?

- You really see all that? - Yeah, man.

If I've said it once, I've said it 46 times Tobey Maguire was the best Spider-Man

and blood fire, we have to fight back.

- Thanks, Irv. - Thank you.

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Yes! Come on, teammates.

Now, wait, wait.

[Laughing, Shouting]

[Laughs] For five grand?

the more Yul Brenners we got makin' it in this world,

' Go to Olympics Fight for Jamaica

Feel The Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on Up! Its Perfect Quality Time!

We gotta make them the odds-on favorite to win the gold.

Anything to get off this stinking island!

I don't want you to worry about lookin' good out there Ah, Blitzy

Mr. Coolidge, who's the other man in the picture with my father?

And I'm tellin' you as a friend...

' When we finally make it we can both look back '

He says you're even faster than your father.

Dear God, just let them be better than yesterday.

Isn't that a gold medal around his neck?

[Coughing] I'm not smokin'. I'm breathin'.

Fellas, here's to followin' your dreams.

Oh! Hey! [Grunting]

[Grunting, Yelling]

Gumbies on their first outdoor trip

he's also responsible for the lives of the other three people in his sled.

Here we go, come on. Helmets on.

Why don't you tourists go back to where it is you came from...

And you don't see the Swiss team smilin' neither.

I’ve got a dollar and sixteen cents

[Junior] Hey, fellas, look at my progress.

- What? - Please. You know that revolving restaurant thing?

TO THE MESSENGER!

[Together] Peace be the journey.

I am a man. And I'm an Olympian.

We're different. People always afraid of what's different.

It's gonna take more den dat!

- [Crowd Cheering, Indistinct P.A.] - Get in! Get in!

You came all the way to Calgary without a sled?

' Girl, if I give the love you want you won't forget '

Sehr gut, New Zealand. We'll see you in two weeks, Ja?

Givin' my kid a few pointers, Larry?

- Whoa! Ah! - Yeah, like that. Yeah. Good.

Jump, Winston! Jump! Ohhh!

No, no. They shatter.

As you were told, your team must compete in an international race to qualify for the Olympics.

[Derice] Fine. Stay here on the island.

Hurry up, man. I have a dead grandmother that moves faster than you.

I don't have time for games, Junior.

Sounds like a two dollar hooker!

- Just who I want to see. - M-M-Me?

It's a beautiful afternoon in Calgary, and there is a lot more coming up.

[Irv] I'm not asking for a winter sports program.

I think the fans here have an extreme case of Jamaican fever.

Hey, Blitzer. Why don't you put some training wheels on that sled?

- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'd like to register for tryouts.

He is really mad.

' Girl, if I give the love you want you won't forget '

I'm coming from ten years of intense competition...

Welcome back to the bobsledding venue for this, the last day of competition.

Sled God Does It Again

I’ll pay you a dollar to shut up!

peace be the journey

Hey. Seemin' to you like nobody likes us?

Let me tell you something, check

Rise and shine It’s mask wearing time

How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

I’ll pay you one dollar To shut up

' Workin' from payday to payday '

and leave the bobsledding to the real men.

[Crowd Chattering]

I’m feeling very false flaggy today.

Let's get one thing straight, Bannock.

Shane. You dead?

Greeting, Pun God

But what should I do? What should I do?

NRA - Defending 2nd Amendment for trans people Me - a trans person

Watch out for that 12 year old. He's scary, ja?

Now, he lives in one of the biggest homes in Kingston.

Everybody shut up. My boys on TV!

Greetings, Sled God

- I'm not gonna forget my best friend on his day of days. - [Boy] Derice.

Cold weather endurance is vital to building a successful sled team.

- I know you got something lying around, Roger. - But, Irv...

- ' We have the one Derice ' - ' And the one Junior '

We're lookin' for a sponsor for the first Jamaican bobsled team.

Look at the high line in Omega! He bounces off the wall, ricochets like a pinball.

- Sorry I'm late, everybody. - [Irv] No, really. That is terrific.

I know it's a telegram. What's it say?

When you cross that finish line, you'll know.

Dylan, ya dead?

- Where did these guys come from? - [Together] Jamaica!

O’dat, ya dead?

Kirk. You dead?

- Yeah, man. - [Irv] How's the sled?

No problem, man.

it's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya

- What country? - [Clears Throat] Jamaica.

[P.A.] All coaches must sign teams in before approaching bob run.

Hey, Mike. Good to see ya again, pal. Take care.

Derice's father, Ben Bannock, was a gold medalist in the 200 meters...

- No! - [Screaming]

I see a badass motherf@$*er who don't take no crap!

How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

' It's gonna be a bright '

a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

Hey, guys. I'm so proud of you guys. You all right?

[Man On Television] And a lot is expected of the Italian team.

[Al] We now come to the second chance for the four intrepid men from Jamaica.

Watch out for Terberg SCARY, JA?

O’Day - ya dead?