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I’ll pay you a dollar To shut up!
And it wasn't fair.
Agh, he's got my phone! Muffin, you get off my phone this instant. Argh!
going to convince these judges that we are world-class sledders,
Sanka man, what ya smokin?
I'm feeling very Indian today How about you?
' And yet we have a bobsled team '
What's his problem?
Sanka, how did your singing on the street go?
mentally disturbed, so he's not gonna press any charges.
I'm gettin' cold just thinkin' about all this ice.
She's beautiful.
You dead mon?
That's a hell of a place to be comin' from.
I didn't come up here to forget who I am and where I come from.
Dylan, ya dead?
So, what's it gonna be, star?
Thank goodness. For a minute, I didn't think they'd ever get all four of them in.
Good luck, man. I'll see you at the finish line, all right?
If I've Said It Once, I've Said It 46 Times: Libertarians make the best cops
Back off, back off, you eight ball! This is my mama's secret recipe.
I say we make Derice the driver.
With liberty and justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie.
Go ahead, Scotty. You go get your palace.
Hey, man, look here. I'm just tryin' to get us off on the right foot.
' Take away my sadness '
'cause Lord knows he didn't have to let you sell that car.
It's beautiful
That's Tumbleweed gone. Okay, next race.
- You want to know why I cheated, right? - Yes, I do.
Yes. Thanks a lot, Mr. Coolidge.
win the Olympics and become famous,
Okay. Here it is. It says here...
[P.A.] On the track.
Is this whole thing a big joke?
That's right. A bobsledder.
is the high-speed crash.
I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.
I said it to your father the first time I met him, and I'll say it again.
It's my turn, Joy. It's my turn.
Gumballs on their first outdoor trip
to do something that no one in your country has ever done.
- Beat both of your butts anyway. - What are you talkin' about?
[Speaking Russian]
I am feeling very Olympic today. How about you?
[Sighs]
Watch out for the JJ Vaccine It’s scary ja?
I see power! I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody!
They hate me, they hate you, they hate us.
You could have your picture on a Wheaties box.
[Laughing]
' I've been praying for '
That's a hell of a place to be coming from!
REMEMBER THIS DOENT MEAN THAT I LIKE YOU.
I am not a boxer. I am a runner.
Ya dead?!?
- It's very strong. - Nice. Very nice.
Don't listen to him; you listen to me. Derice, right here. You got it?
then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.
Hey Jamaica, watch out for twelve turn Scary, ja?
But the East Germans, they're coming off the gold medal win in 1984.
[Quiet Chattering]
All right, it's all yours! Let's go!
- Nah. - I didn't think so. I'll pick you somethin' up.
[Joy] You got $9.52 from Yul Brenner.
Now I know you dainty little track stars think you're fast.
All you have to do is look at me in the eye and say,
' Take away my tears '
Clear out! Move out! Look out! [Laughs]
[Door Opens, Closes]
Coach.
Okay, probieren wir was anderes. Äh, von vorn. Achtung...? Eins, zwei, drei...
' We're goin' nowhere '
.
JBed… Ya dead man?
Ya see, I've made up my mind. I am going to be a bobsledder.
.
Cody
What's happenin', star? Where you been, man? You almost missed...
Go, go, go! Now, now, now, now!
Austin. You dead?
' I can see all obstacles '
raw meat-eatin', me-Tarzan-you-Janein',
' 'Nuff people say you know they can't believe '
The kids wanting me to help them get their snow gear on and the sleds out
I am feeling very Buffalo today. How about you?
Peace be the journey
Stick. Shooting with the stick. Let's go!
[Cheering]
- Thanks, coach. - All right. Let's go, Derice. It's yours.
Oh, please. Change its policy?
Come on, Jamaica. Say something.
You plan on livin' there, you're gonna have to marry the Queen.
Libertarians make the best cops
How about Tallulah?
[Laughs]
- Ridiculous. What's he doing? - [Irv] Ready!
I want it more.
You can unpack your suitcase, Junior. We're not goin'.
Yo carl You dead?
Saka... You touch the Salmon?
[P.A.] Next team up is Jamaica.
- I can't! It's stuck! - [Derice] Hold on!