Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then you're gonna have to work on your boxing or your cycling.

It's my Turn Jam... It's my turn

Gentlemen, this is a bobsled.

Now, do you want that responsibility?

- [Grunting] - [Cheering]

We are officially... disqualified.

Go and get your things.

If it wasn't for you, rich boy, I'd be in the Olympics right now.

You might not have done what you were asked,

' Don't get upset if you have no fun '

Coach Blitzer's what's killin' ya.

' Gone are the dark clouds '

Oh, right. Webster, Webster and Cohen.

I see a badass mother who don't take no crap off nobody!

If that's a children's book, that mean's it's too advanced for the likes of you.

I was worried about the Austrian team's safety in that last big 180 degree whiparound.

Now dig where I'm coming from. I'm coming from two gold medals.

Well, what do you know? Jamaican bobsled team.

Kevin, ya dead?

How i feel right now

Side fast Team USA !

That's okay, coach. We'll get the money.

Okay. Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.

- Straight. Right. - Turn six.

if you can't, I understand.

I am a badass Mario... who don't take no crap off NOBODY

If it's revenge you want, take it.

*waves in east german*

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme,

I am a badass Mario... who don't take no crap off NOBODY who don't take no crap off NOBODY

Drew. You Dead?

[Elevator Bell Rings]

[John Morgan] Well, most importantly here, when you do get in the sled,

Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.

we'd already been goin' to the Olympics.

Well, you can pee now.

[Sanka] ' Some people say you know they can't believe '

who's going to be our expert bobsled coach.

' Let this love light shine '

talk Jamaican and is Jamaican,

' This feelin' '

Our Father who art in Calgary, bobsled be Thy name.

Come on, Argentina. Say something.

Flying through the Omega. It's not the same team we saw yesterday.

feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme get on up

Well, the Swiss were fortunate enough to draw number one in the competition.

he's up in his room studying pictures of turns.

Right here in the push start. This is where you're gonna practice,

[Chuckling] And look at this. They've got to get into that sled.

[Irv] Derice, did you forget something? Thank you.

- ' And we're gettin' there fast ' - You've worked too hard and too long.

Oh, there you are. How're ya feelin'?

Whatever's wrong with you....seek a professional.

That’s something I can’t help you with

Thanks, Joebgen. Thanks a whole heap.

[John] Oh, man, they shaved another couple hundredths off the start.

[Chicken Clucking]

Excuse me, missy!

Is that what's bothering you?

If I say these kids can make it to the Olympics, they can make it to the Olympics.

I don't want to play, I don't want to watch it

We may be on the same team, but I am no one's teammate.

[Sanka] I love Jamaica and Jamaica loves me!

Frank in Spurs dressing room

Eins... zwei...

Yes, man! I am goin’!!!

Sprinters make the best bobsledders

big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten...

You know what my Grandad Say Get back to bed

Good Tumbleweed! Good Tumbleweed!

Mr. Coolidge, I have been looking at sledders since I was 12 years old.

Sheiiiiiiiitttt Those nigga fish are too fast and slippery

Derice, right here. Okay, get your helmets on.

' It's gonna be a bright '

' Girl, if I give the love you want you won't forget '

I could watch that backside all day.

I’m freezing My royal Rastafarian na na’s off out here!

and most of all, and I mean most of all,

lazy, crazy, sorry, no-good bag of bones

- Good luck to you. - Good luck to you.

[Sighing] I'm sorry if I interrupted your meeting.

Your kid's gonna need all the help he can get.

I'm coming from nine world records in both the two and four-man events.

Yippee-ki-yooo!

We're going to Canada.

- [Derice] Hold on! Wait! - Now!

' We have no snow Just food and water '

One minor drawback to this delightful winter sport...

But in an Olympic year, the qualifiers count as an international race.

- Heap. Heap. - Sorry, man. A whole heap together.

' It's time to take control '

I'm in! Stop! Slow down!

- All right, here's what we're gonna do. Yul... - Don't touch me.

Don't do that! Let him out!

Webster, Webster And Cohen

- God! - [Grunting]

Derice, you in here?

- Says who? - Says me, rich boy. What you know about it?

- Yea, Sanka! Hey! - Sanka!

I'm freezing... My royal rastafarian naynays off!!

Can't believe the trials are finally here.