Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Shouting In German]

Oh. The back is nice.

Uh, what exactly does it mean?

and wave their nation's flag.

- Ready? Ready? - Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

I thought I'd do a little whipping of my own.

Sehr gut, Jamaica. We'll see you in four years, ja?

[Al] What a run Bannock is having.

You have no business here, Jamaica.

- You have papers to grade. - I'm just getting in one last run.

And I hope you don't mind keepin' quiet while I catch up on my reading.

If I've said it once, I've said it 46 times:

You know, Al, I'm looking at the times here, and the course is gettin' extremely fast.

Yes, it certainly seems strange that surrounded by the ice and snow of Calgary,

We are offially....disqualifued.."

- Is just a little bit too strong. - Please! Come on!

- What do you have there, man? - A telegram.

[Coolidge] I'm sorry, Derice, nothing can be done.

in the forthcoming summer games in Seoul, Korea.

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's limit setting time!

I'm your third official up in the tower.

I didn't send you to the finest school...

- You think so? - All right, I know so.

Pilots gonna love it...

3 weeks to go!!!!

[Al] Well, what the heck. Go, Jams!

- I made $1.16. - [Irv] Oh, that's great.

but you will do what you're told.

Nice to meet you!

[John] That's a hair faster than the Swiss. That's a real big difference from yesterday.

I let down my teammates, my country and my coach

He's letting loose on this extremely fast course.

[Clears Throat] I see... [Sighing]

- I don't have time for games, Junior. - Tell me what you see, please!

[Derice Groans]

[Sanka] Here we go, Winston! Me rocket has been launched!

who have participated in today's events.

All right, sled god does it again.

Now, if we're even gonna think about qualifying,

- [Laughing] - [Laughing]

Kiss the lucky egg.

Okay, let's go. Come on. Get in your start positions.

Chelka, you dead?

- Long as you come here to bobsled... - Hey, listen, man,

Kissin' an egg is no kind of style.

You had two gold medals. You had it all.

Watch out for number 12 turn It’s scary ja?

All right, Derice. Let me lay out some difficulties for you.

so that you can parade us around in front of the world like a freak show,

' We have the one Derice and the one Junior

[Sanka] Oh, come on, that hurt. Let me go. Oh-oh.

Oh,will you shut up about the damn hat ?!

Yes man I am going!

- But you just said if I said that, man... - All right, all right,

' Yu... Sanka '

That's a bobsled!

Let me tell ya somethin', Rasta.

I'm freezin' my royal, Rastafarian nay-nays off!

- Derice, is Sanka ready? - Who knows?

' A country on a sled with a wish in them body '

I am feeling very olympic today Sterkte KOEDOEKOPPE

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up Its produce time Ungaaaa Chunnngaaa

Come on, guys, we can do it!

- [Grunting Continues] - ' I tell ya once and I tell ya twice '

Hey, Jamaica! Keep it down. You are not owning this place.

' Dreamin' of you all day '

We've had a most successful afternoon...

Well, the right foot for us is not the Swiss foot. I mean, come on, Derice.

All right. One, two, three, toot!

Eins, zwei, drei.

[Derice] Move, man, move, move, move!

Right. Good-bye.

' We have the one Derice and the one Junior '

Go ahead, Yul Brenner. You go get your palace.

*waves in german*

This is embarrassing.

You want to say something, Jamaica? Come on out with it.

For your first run, I'm just gonna nudge you off.

Hello, Kurt. Been a long time.

B-But, coach, l, I can't hold it. We're not bobsledding yet.

It's like he's been driving the sled for ten years. Bannock looks really possessed here.

It’s kiteloop time

[Crowd Laughing]

SAKA… YOU DEAD MON’

' You know that money can't buy '

I am feeling very Optimistic today. How about you?

We're different. People always afraid of what's different.

I am feeling very MLB playoffs today

' Take away my sufferin' '

' Every time payday comes you know I'm down to my last '

You see, Sanka, the driver has to work harder than anyone.

' That we're sharing tonight '

Derice, you dead?

Hey, Junior Bevil.

I am feeling very Optimistic today. How about you?

Let me first congratulate our athletes on a splendid performance.

- [Cheering] - Yes! Derice... Bannock!

Champion! Champion! You can't mess with the best!

- [Laughing Continues] - [Cheering Continues]

That's right. Ah!

will earn the right to represent Jamaica...

We’re going to Canada

I’m going to take a hot bath I’m getting cold just thinking about it

I'm not worried. And we have a good coach.

If you speed demons can't whip off an even six-flat,

Greetings, Sled God!

of the 15th Winter Olympiad from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.