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I’m Feeling Very Catholic Today
I see baker. You see baker...
- Yeah. - Mornin'.
[Grunting Continues]
Wait. But you don't understand.
' Oh, yes, I can make it now '
Glad you could make it, man.
He had some theory about using track sprinters to push the bobsled.
' Jamaica have a bobsled team '
you have to get in with catlike movements; you need to get relaxed.
[Laughing, Shouting Continue]
They've earned the right to march into that stadium...
I had to win.
Me to Arsenal
Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
The strength every Friday morning
Bin. You dead?
You're quick, you're sharp. Hop in. Sanka.
Pilots gonna love it.
As a matter of fact, now that I'm here,
- Pushcart champion! - Get away! Get away!
' Holding on to an Olympic dream '
6pm arrival deadline.. it’s scary, Jaa?
just a few miles outside of downtown Calgary.
The Canadians, it's their home track. You gotta favor them too.
Sending the tags is Finished
Whistler 2024
Runt! Running away will only make it worse! Ooh! Muffin! Come back! MUFFIN! RUNNING AWAY WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE! OOH! MUFFIN! COME BACK!
Nice group here. Now, for two of you lucky people,
I'll wait in the lobby.
Rise and Sine It's butt whipping time
Sanka, man, what you smokin'?
What do you have in there, a baby?
...is dropping back as Tumbleweed holds the rail. - Come on! That's it!
Okay. Now this is our first real push start...
Hey, Sanka, this steering wheel is finished.
I'm gonna leave the island...
Alright, Sun God does it again!
- Push it, push it, come on. That's it, that's it. - ' Just like an arrow '
I feel it. I'm gonna win the gold.
- Hold it! - Hold it?
- Or else what? - Whoa!
Because you're just like every other fool on the island.
[Irv] ...inspired you guys, that's all.
[Man On Radio] And down the stretch they come! Tumbleweed is holding on...
- Sorry to bother you, but you're the only one who can help us. - Get out! Get out!
We’re back in.
I am feeling very Woolish today, how about you?
- Then you're gonna do it? - No!
' Jamaica, we have a bobsled team '
to make that last slot on the '68 Grenoble team,
But my, oh, my, the odds-on favorite showed his true colors with that late stretch run.
[Laughing]
The Jamaicans on a record pace as they fly almost out of control around the turn.
Those bananas are stinkin' like a dead dog.
That's quite a story. The Jamaican bobsled team.
- But you thought my father did. - Your father was one of...
[Derice] Sanka, you dead?
Derice, come on! Hey!
then you have a better chance of becoming a barbershop quartet.
Well, um, I'm a real man.
And where do you think you're going?
- Ready, little man? - Ready, big man.
- [Derice] Wait! Hold on! - College boy, I'll kill you!
Finished!
' Take away my fears
Now a respectable start time is 5.7 seconds.
I'm not smokin'! I'm breathin'!
.
- Oh! - Greetings, sled god.
I'll come back tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day.
where I'm going.
Derice... a gold medal is a wonderful thing.
Court
is get your sorry rear ends from the top of an icy chute to the bottom.
[Foreign Languages]
- [Laughing] - So what you laughing at?
- I don't want you to worry about lookin' good out there. - Ah, Blitzy.
Ron Ya dead?
Come on, don't make me beg. Roger, it's me.
Grip with your toes.
- And you sure this man, he lives on the island? - Oh, yes.
Hold it! Yeah, hold it! - Hold it?
You could have your picture on a Wheaties box.
Yeah. But can lightning run on ice?
Twenty years ago you came down here to see...
I mean, it was all that eins, zwei, drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.
[Al] The Jamaican team attempts its first ever Winter Olympic event.
Trump
i don't have time for games, junior
- You want to kiss my egg? - I'm not kissin' no egg.
- Hey, there. - Derice.
How do you do?
Yeah. But can lightning run on ice?
They hate me, they hate you,
' Here is that rainbow '
No. What I am saying to you is that you are the kind of club-totin'...
Their flag bearer is the sled captain Derice Bannock.
but you're still gonna end up in an outhouse shanty like every other dockworking nobody.
I see weakness, I see dishonor I see a fat ass motha who run run no laps for nobody
I wanna see who's laughing when Irv gets here.
those West Canaan Coyotes.. scary jaaa?
Yeah, he's one of the biggest assholes in the world too.
Hey, Sunday driver! Make room for the Rasta Rockett! Make room!
' Bright sunshiney day '
Huh, would you look at me then.
Fine. Cut off my allowance, because you see, Father,
He thinks I'm off to Miami...
Not only are they gonna qualify, they're gonna turn some heads doin' it.
No one:
- What happened? - Oh, I took care of the whole thing.
- [Elevator Bell Rings] - Pride. Power.
Come on, Kurt. What you're doin' is wrong and you know it.
I got you a job Blandy, Blandy and Webb!
And you are my best friend. And we've been through a whole lot together.
Greeting drift god
- Cool runnings. - [Together] Cool runnings.
It was me who let you down, Kurt. It wasn't my guys.
I think the fans here have an extreme case of Kung Flu fever