Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, let's talk about this billsled team

- [Derice] No. Bobsled team. - Whoever.

' Give thanks and praises '

Remember, This doesn't mean that I like you.

- ' In the morning ' - [Man] Hey, Derice, where you runnin', man?

' Yul Brenner, Derice, Junior Sanka, the men are ready '

' Look straight ahead '

Hey Knick knacks

- [Alarm Ringing] - Aaah!

I'm freezing my royal rastafarian nay-nays off

You're on the air, sled god.

' Rise above it You can do it '

[On Speaker] Track is clear for Jamaica One.

Maid service, sir. Would you like your bed turned down?

Derice, I’ve known you since Julie Jeffries asked to see your ding-a-ling!

Gentlemen, this is a bobsled … sort of.

[Man On P.A.] Welcome to Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

- Booie, booie! - [Protesting]

I'm gonna tell your mother. [Chuckling]

I'm feeling very olympic today How about you?

- [Cheering] - [John] That moves them up into eighth place.

- What are you laughing about? - That's Buckingham Palace.

When that East German fellow go out and push my teammate,

' It's already bright here '

Good? They're the best.

hhhhhhhh jamankan materyiel

We've been through a whole heap together and I really, really need you.

Sanka, you're right.

Libertarians make the best cops

SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME? YUL BRENNER

' Don't get angry '

- I have to ask you a question. - Sure.

there's no one else here.

finishes third and Tumbleweed is nowhere in sight.

Oh. The Alliance has decided to change the qualifying time...

I got $4,800. I just need something competitive.

- Who are you? - I'm their coach. You guys okay?

No, no, no, no, you don't know what's best for me, Father.

America Right Now

Nobody had that much fun in a sled since Santa Claus.

' 'Cause every new day life's just begun '

Will you shut up about the damn JAPS

from a minute-two to a minute-flat.

If I don't have what it takes, we'll forget the whole thing.

Oh, forgive me.

Hey, Fellas, Look At My Progress

Where did these guys come from?? MOROCCO!!!!!

That's a fair question.

Don't you go and do the same.

And I want to introduce you... to Mr. Irving Blitzer...

[Derice] ' The fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters '

I'll tell you something.

Look, believe me, Sanka,

' There's nothing but blue skies '

We did it! We did it! 5.9! Get outta the way! Get outta the way!

Or do you really expect these Jamaicans to qualify?

Do the words give up mean anything to you?

[Yelling, Crashing]

- Again! Can't hear you! - I see pride!

"Go ahead, Yul Brenner. Go get your palace." Or farm

Whatever’s wrong with you… It’s no little thing

feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme get on up, its payroll time

You're going to tuck them in too?

Hey, man, you could be famous.

[Toilet Flushing]

[Sanka] Hey, think, man, think! Easy! Whoa! Down, boy!

Father, when you look at me, what do you see?

[Jamaican Bobsled Chant By Worl-A-Girl]

You want to kiss my egg?

All right. Maybe I can get you one of our practice sleds.

' Rise above it You can do it

you've got another thing coming.

- And this is August Gremmer. He'll be judging the push starts. - Hi.

- Where you goin'? - I'm gonna take a hot bath.

[Man] What have you done to the police unit? I should arrest you.

- ' Oh-oh - [Derice] Sanka, hit the brakes, man!

I just can't believe this.

' Lord, no people can believe '

- [Cheering] - Go! Go!

Moshe, you dead man?

Fine, stay here on the island.....

- ' Don't get angry ' - ' Don't get upset when you wake up '

Get on up, it's pushcart time!

Huh. Would you look at me then?

But you don't have to answer if you don't want to.

Are you going to canada

[People Chattering]

Say whatever it is that you want.

down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

But if you're not enough without it,

Greetings, sled god.

[People Screaming]

Gentlemen, this is a bobsled.

- Here they come! Yes! - No!

who's lucky to have a father who knows what's best for him.

[P.A.] On the track.

- Move it! Let's hustle! Come on, you guys, move it! - [Team Groaning]

This is the time when this team may be thinking, This may not have been such a great idea.

which will be good enough for last place.

Webster, Webster and Cohen, some place like that.

[Broadcast Continues]... of Jamaica made it all the way here to Calgary...

The kids wanting me to help them get their snow gear on Greetings, sled God