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Well, ma'am, if I turn down $40 cash, I sure ain't gonna take no blank check.
And no bird dogging.
Oh, Granny, I have an idea.
Who is the woman?
Now, you'll forgive me if I don't show you to the door.
That front lawn needs something.
We're real pleased that you like it.
Didn't we get away, Ellie?
It ain't tonight.
Is this all they're offering for the place?
Get in there, and if you make one sound, I'll buy your bank and burn it down.
I think it's time we go home.
I don't want to live in no hotel.
And it is a little damp and cold.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
Tell me about them.
Buy it.
Two more than I need.
It's perfect for small, impromptu parties.
I think.
Uncommon first name, yes.
Would I?
That tears it.
Yeah, Granny?
Have you concluded the deal?
Now wait a minute.
Dad!
Oh, well, fine, if it's no trouble.
Hello there.
No ma'am, generally we just... Doug, what's the name of the decorator who did my first villo in Portofino?
Granny, why don't we take my car?
Yes, ma'am.
No kitchen to clean.
You're going to spoil everything.
Where's Jed?
That rural Rasputin was... J.D.
Just for that, I ain't gonna marry you.
No ma'am, all she offered was $40.
No, Miss Jay and me were just talking about that woman who wants to buy my house.
Yes, fly him over.
This one has certainly taken on your charming personality.
Well, ma'am, I'm right, please.