Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-can I get a pretzel? -lf that's what you want.
To the star and new executive producer of The Smoochy Show.
How you doing, apple cheeks? Long time, no see.
Don't go anywhere, Smoochy. Be right back after I take a dump.
-Rhinette. -say it. I am a Krinkle Kid.
Thank you, sheldon.
with mustard. Everything's free.
...to slander, vilify, defame, denigrate...
...to introduce a surprise visitor to Jungle Land!
The flames are too hot! They're driving me mad!
I barely know her. she's been down on everything.
sometimes being a good person... well, that just isn't always enough.
You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift?
The rhino's a Nazi.
You're a good boy. we remember favors.
*THAT GUY
we have wrinkles in the communication and collaboration departments.
Guess how many compositions I have in the smoochy songbook.
Yeah, I'd be happy to.
-wanna hear the best part? -I'm holding my breath.
That's bullshit! I'm on the same dosage I've always been.
No!
A special batch of cookies for a very special rhino.
-You're going down to their level. -I'm just wising up.
God, I hope so.
If anybody has a strong feeling...
I'll tell you something. That jiggy-ing and ziggy-ing makes me hungry.
Admit that smoochy has won and gracefully march forward.
All the colors of rainbow From mauve to blue
what are you talking about?
-Excuse me, senator. -sure.
MOTHERFUCKER!
Until now. smoochy doesn't sell out. That's it!
say it before God and all the bones of the saints!
The rhino's still a little green. Eventually, he'll come around.
I may have become a bit hardened over the years.
A Rain Forest Benefit freebie bag. Disposable camera...
And on these rare occasions when I feel the need to apologize...
Friends, friends, we all need friends It's our pals that get us through
start yakking.
You call the shots, right?
-skippy Black and the Trolls? -Deported. And the Trolls...
somebody toss me a beach towel, because my head is swimming.
-we were just... -I'll call you if a spot opens up.
A good show, with the foundation of a positive message.
How long was Randolph in your apartment?
Hey! Nora! wait up.
-You should get that. Bye. -It's okay.
You dated Jingle Jackson too?
If I had a dollar For every friend I've made
when that pressure starts building...
Not one dirty hand will touch this.
So, now life is like this...
-Let me show you my Buggy bumper. -Back off, Dracula!
You're bitter, misguided and you got issues with sexual identity.
what?
It’s a rocket ship!
when you wanna talk, I'll cut the strings.
Good.
Parade of Hope. They like to sign the tab.
Keep in touch.
sometimes I do a longer set, but...
Do you believe in angels?
-what do we do now? -survival of the fittest.
okay, stop talking. I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
Don't you move!
with those guys...
Don't touch me! My name isn't wandolph, it's Randolph.
what did you say?
sometimes winter feels like spring. Don't think you know everything.
Go Blow Yourself Martha!
Frosted for old and fruity for young.
Their names are different Their shoes don't match
...I wouldn't be a very honest rhino, would I?
-No shit. -I have to go to the show.
...ball it up and let it out in a howl!
Yes, he gets cross But still, he's the boss
No, I just look like him.
with a bow on it.
what's up?!
Goodbye, smoochy.
Whatever that means, you fucking peasant
The thing is, television is a very complicated medium.
Friends come in all sizes That's a fact, it's true