Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Rickets the Hippo? -You remember him?
It's understandable.
I'll send you all the way back home!
You need someone for that slot and I'm here to reclaim what's mine.
Bastard son of Barney!
-They hired me... -Let me untangle this web.
Jerry: This cookie shaped like my Pee Pee Jerry: It can store urine, WOOOO!
*THAT
-off you go. -Thanks a lot.
what do you want?
I want the show to have weight. substance.
I won't encourage kids to eat a lot of sugar.
-Hey, lady. -Hey, nice job.
It's jackboots and Gestapo and smooch Heil, smooch Heil!
I'm trying to sleep asshole!
I bet.
I'm sorry to put you through this, my friends.
someone touched my ass. I want room to breathe.
I'm being compared unfavorably with Goebbels.
-who wants the first cookie? -Me!
I need your help. I'm in a pickle here.
what's this?
Looking at the faces, I think it's time to wrap things up.
our survey shows a dead heat.
-Roy, have you got the hammer? -Always got the hammer, Tommy.
Every cop's looking for you. You have to stay put.
-I'm so excited to meet you! -I'm excited to meet you too, spinner.
You got muscle, you make the rules.
-sellout! -what are you talking about?
Kidnet presents America's favorite kid-show host...
...but we've got something different, something personal to me.
Here he comes.
casting mental patients. I like that.
Mr. Green will get a first-class ride through the justice system.
what? You got things to do? You don't have time for me?
save the rhino!
European Mystery Stolen Loss
You inspired me to use my juice to put that together.
I won't sleep until worms are crawling up your ass!
sure.
It's tough to be Mom's second man
Listen...
come on and howl with me now.
You can't change the world, but you can make a dent.
-Everything okay? -I'm drunk.
Danny, go give Mr. smiley a little backrub.
I never agreed to a show!
sometimes, boys and girls, it'll make you flat-out mad.
I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.
what's with the costume? Big erect horn.
-Smoochy the Rhino! -Hello, New Jersey!
He was my inspiration to work in kids Tv.
Die, you foam motherfucker!
First, I thought it was an act.
Looking good, Buggy.
Run me through this again. I have complete creative control.
This is one tab they should have left blank.
Thank you, Mother Teresa.
-You're not doing the ice show? -No. Now I know what they're about.
Kidnet is finally ready to pursue a show of smoochy caliber?
...maybe a high colonic, could loosen you up?
-You left me for the rhino! -I gotta eat, don't I?
I have to like myself.
-what did you do, you snake? -A graduation present.
That's Randolph!
The thing is, we gotta put it to rest. The rhino is up way past his bedtime.
sometimes light is really dark. sometimes crows can sing like larks.
If that's all, let me out and we can say happy trails.
Listen, sheldon, I'm not proud of it.
I thought you weren't coming. You'd forgotten.
At least he's got a sense of humor!
In a server full of Neanderthals I wear it as a fucking badge of honor
-The stepfather segment went well. -oh, yeah?
You sure? The cops have a lot of evidence against Randolph.
I don't feel very smoochy-like right now.
-You gonna shoot me? -Yeah.
who knew he had a cousin? They're identical.
I'm getting good at it. You want to see me march?
If I might interject. we need to re-examine our principles.
This Fetalkunkle guy said it was for kids.
when this guy comes over, don't talk to him...
we helped each other. Till someone messed up...
...while your table at 21 was occupied by the new Marion Frank stokes...
we're in deep shit. Deep shit.
It's small but it's fierce!
Good.
You know, Nora...
That's how I got this.
-we took his head and... -okay, that's definitely...
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I tried.
This is private property. You're fucking trespassing.
-It's a cock! It's not a rocket! -what is this?
Get out of the car.
Take it easy.
can we talk for a minute?
I'm doing my best. The network is watching closely.
I'm not your puppet.
Sends me to bed with zilch to eat
His popularity is stronger than ever...
I'll open the magic door for you.
Don't go anywhere, smoochy. I'll be right back after I take a dump.
They kicked me out of the penthouse. I'm homeless.
-You like kids, huh? -sure, of course!
Mr. Mopes?
...you'll always be playing to a very appreciative, but limited audience.
I'm like a goddamn toaster at Macy's! Randolph's ass, aisle three!
This costume's making my nuts itch.
I know I was away for too long.
what should we do about these guys?
shut up!