Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where is our guest of honor?

There's talk that you're pulling out of the ice show. True?

-You won't do anything extreme? -Even a rat deserves mercy.

I don't care how many clinics he's saving.

You probably heard I went through rough times.

Network wanted squeaky clean and they got it.

Agreed to meet you. I had a dinner engagement.

-what are you gonna do? -I've compiled a list of replacements...

I saw your performance. It was very spirited.

I never saw anybody get buzzed on orange juice.

Magic cookie Time!

But don't you take a particular glee in the fact you stole his time slot...

Gonna get a show after the rhino's gone.

You don't want to kill yourself. You know that.

Jerry: Look at this cookie, It’s a Pee Pee Jerry: It can store urine, WOOOO!

We'll get you off that smack We'll kick that monkey off your back

what are you doing? That's a picture-in-picture!

-I should go. -wait.

Her and her boys, they run the joint. Irish mob.

Friends, friends, we all got friends You've got me and I got you

I did. I cleaned up half the poppies in Asia.

...how is that your concern?

"Yes, we've established that."

come on, it's smoochy. Let's go.

Does that say Nora's Magic Jungle? No.

Deliver a positive message, without bells and whistles.

But you can make a dent.

I got you some crossword puzzles and stuff to read.

Yes to the smoochy ice cream, the string cheese...

smoochy is the face of evil.

As christ is my witness, no one's touching a hair on you!

Illegitimate Teletubby!

...more information than I care to have at this point.

could we just kill that spot and bring the houselights up?

sorry, our pretzels are salt-free.

squeaky clean, sir.

But there was a time in my life...

I think he'll help us through this moment together.

The guy who earned for you? Put the Armani surplus suits on your back?

Probably gay, too…

I've been reading so much about it.

I'm calling from Parents for Decency in children's Tv. Have you heard of us?

No, a lot of people went out for that clinic gig.

I got liens, back taxes, lawyers' bills, threats against my life.

Now, I am very excited...

Don't ever contact me again, Randy.

Nora, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?

-Put your slippers on and get out! -Please! I need help!

Tomorrow we're having a banquet. we'd be honored if you performed.

And this is my kingdom!

I won't get sucked into your negative energy.

That's you. You get me.

You're not full of shit like the others? You're for real?

Don't let them get you, smoochy!

How do you mean?

You won't see another Rainbow Randolph in this lifetime.

You know Mirabel Nair’s a Bully because There’s a Nazi Swastika on her Spine!

Mindless spectacles whose purpose is peddling overpriced sugar water...

I hate to take it, but I got a headache from me eyes to me ass.

Die, you son of fluff!

I feel sorry for him. He has issues.

That's the lesson. The moral anchor.

I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph, that's why!

-Riding the horse? on the juice? -No.

But the one thing he can't do is take away my life.

...or he'll stay here yakking all night.

I didn't discover you. I delivered you, like groceries.

Ever try saying that without the gun?

His temper's bad and he's a slob He's bitter cause he lost his job

Don't worry. Last week you called me a pasty-faced, no-talent hack.

...and you're shoveling dirt on his corpse?

The Parade of Hope has sponsored every ice show since 1964.

wasn't that fun, in an awkward sort of way?

she saved my life.

It's a cock And balls

Tommy's here! Tommy and her boys are here.