Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's one of our big numbers.
I'll close with a ditty. You may recognize the tune.
organic, twice the protein and nobody gets killed.
Your client's put me in a hazardous situation.
He's a miserable cocksucker! A fucking asshole! You hate him, admit it!
stop doing this. Don't piss your life away.
I mean, to commit to smoochy quality?
I'd go to a restaurant, 10 guys reached for my hat.
He couldn't have done the things they say he done.
Nora!
-Buggy's been here. -The Dong man?
-square Dance Danny? -wife beater.
I’m kinda fucked up in general so it’s hard to gauge
Not the Parade of Hope. It's suicide.
How do you like that?
You ok ? Im kind of fucked up in general so its hard to gauge
Yeah, he's a good man.
Experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, you drunk.
As far as the refreshments go, they will be provided by me.
It's a cock! And balls..
Look. I'm not literally comparing captain Kangaroo to Jesus christ.
That sounds extreme. Just try a please.
Thanks.
okay.
come on, now. That's it.
Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses!
Hey, spinner. come here and meet the senator.
Never. Even if I live to be 1000 and see the second coming of christ.
spirulina with almond butter?
who made you sad, Tommy?
...and his twat du jour.
what the fuck am I watching here?
Thanks for stopping by.
Do you hear yourself? I won't do it.
The Smoochy on Ice show will be squeaky clean.
He's a guy in a suit. A foamy. Fabric stuffer.
welcome, all the way from the Lalwood Downs Rhino Preserve...
-He's talking to people he shouldn't. -That's an ugly string of words.
It's a house of mirrors. You can't always tell what you're looking at.
-It was circumstances. -circumstances? You killed spinner!
Before it's too late, make a donation!
Hello?
But I do think he's got some problems, alcohol and anger to name a few.
Get up! Get up and look at me!
Let's see what we got today!
Hip, hip, hooray.
I thought that was a good meeting today. we tackled some hot issues.
My name is Moochy.
-I'll tell you a secret about a gun. -what?
The rhino too!
...another Rainbow Randolph.
You got three seconds to pry your ass off my couch.
I'm not pulling out, because I never agreed to do a show.
Until he discovered the joys of black mule heroin.
Remember, you can't change the world...
I don't know if you're aware of it, but food like that can lower your chi.
Know what I'm saying? It'd be painful.
Attaboy!
okay, okay. All right.
we're relying on a smack addict. Terrific.
It's a big stiffy!
How does it feel to be a racist scumbag?
I took some liberties with the lyrics. If you figure out the chorus, join in.
-our smack addict? -It'll be fine!
The only reason you're on Tv is because Rainbow Randolph is a scumbag.
You have one for me, okay?
You okay?
No one freezes me out.
It'll all work out fine. Just trust me, Randolph.
Thar she blows!
...for Pygmies in the congo.
Exactly. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
That's why the wee ones love your show.
I'm sorry, spinner. I'm so sorry.
Kidnet is currently looking for a performer...
Yes, I believe we're ready to push ourselves to that level.
You know what to do with the lotion, jerk-off.
Did I do good? I did good, right?
I despise you!
I don't know spanish, but thanks anyway.
Plant this!
Let go of me, you fucking junkie!
...with a dildo strapped to his head.
-sure you don't wanna try? -No.
we got a part spinner would be perfect for.
Is Adolf Hitler your personal hero?
-Here you go. -salt.
Them: How are you?? Me:
How is it being the most hated man in America?
-congratulations, Mr. Mopes. -Thanks a lot.
At least you know the smack's knocking them out and not your singing.
...let's you and me go make history!
Man, did you do great!
-Really? -Yes.
Merv Green. Nice to meet you.
Julie vs FFPO
You can learn and laugh at the same time.
But, Nora...
-we will change the world! -All right, sheldon.
After everything, I realized...
IT’S A PENIS!