Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One good deed leads to another and another.

- I didn't call in sick. - I called in for all of us.

Stay out of trouble.

- Really? - No.

but now I feel pretty good.

And thank God we were, because...

Marshall, you have a kid.

I'm worried about planet Earth's futche!

but this was more like Twelve Horny Women.

Barney. [Chuckles]

Where you dazzled audiences with your sleight of tiny hand.

but when you have a rap sheet as long as mine...

Objection. Your Honor, nobody needs this long to pick up a pen.

Uh! Here he is. The pride of St. Cloud.

I told him I'd take every last bit of manipulation, deception and accidental pen-dropping...

He thought he'd open with an icebreaker.

- [Laughing] - I don't have... Shut up.

well, what he said next is the reason that I'm sitting in this chair.

A painful, full-body rash caused by who?

And I'll always cherish that.

"We, the jury, find Gruber Pharmaceuticals...

Finish that, Scoots.

- [Sighs] - Anyhoo.