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[Ted Narrating] The next day, we all headed down to court...

[Footsteps Approaching]

Overruled. Take it off.

Wanna know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.

Three hours later, I was arrested...

That is why it's so great that we all called in sick to work tomorrow...

Bondage. I get it.

It's okay. It's okay. I want it to be okay.

Mine too, bro beans.

- What a loser! - Your story's not true either, is it, Ted?

How about I, uh... I lower the TV too?

I don't wanna sit in a courtroom all day.

Man, that Z.U. I. Drove my insurance through the roof.

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It all started when a so-called friend from law school...

You're here to discuss your conduct in court...

I was like John Gotti in a training bra.

I said, "Screw being nice."

medicine that you or I would have to pay a fortune for...

You don't have to worry anymore.

Gruber Pharmaceuticals.

Laugh like all the others.

But neither one of us are gonna say...

and Gruber Pharmaceuticals.

Look, you guys wouldn't understand...