Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will drown myself. Is that your last word ?
Normally I can store a 100-page document.
Please don't do this to me.
'Really, really hard.'
"QUACK ! QUACK !"
"QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK !"
I'm gonna call my children Lanigan, even if they're boys.
He's reliable, I always know where he is and he damn well knows if I didn't I'd chuck him out.
BOTH: No.
FETCHING ! FETCHING !
Can I, er, can I kiss you ?
Du-du-dul-du-du-duh-boom # Why in the world would anybody put chains on me ?
No.
"QUACK !"
Hi.
But you need a small kitten for that to work.
Um...
'Then they work some more.'
# That's why I'm EEEAASSSYYY yea-eaaah
Right.
Yes, he was. Yes indeed.