Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ready, Greg?

Wow. This is my dream. (chuckles)

Okay, maybe if you guys weren't double-handed.

Today, after school, we have our annual Open House.

Damn. I'm gonna miss being annoyed by you.

Last time I trusted someone else to shuffle,

Well, looks like your work mom is free.

I think I'll be okay.

Okay, we're all set. The food's been ordered.

but I just need it to be a group effort.

Yeah, I meant emotionally.

I invited her to keep me company.

Nickname's Easy Going Greg.

Not surprised. My cards are trash.

Have a good night, and be safe.

I was shopping on Canal Street, and I see this huge rat.

But what are you afraid she's gonna end up like?

boy talks, period talks.

You know, I -- I've dabbled in Uno.

Oh! Oh, I love high-end alcohol.

and since Open House is usually so long and sparsely attended,

Well, we have that in common.

Y'all got any requests,

Because, ultimately, she just wants me to be someone like you.

Come over here. Play some poker.

No, I'm Jamar's mom.

and I haven't been able to connect with her mom,

You know, what was the point?

The Most Interesting Man in the World --

- with a parent -- - Mom, I'm here.

She's so lucky to have you. Thank you.

Let me show you girls how it's really done, okay?

(rope thumping)

but he thought wrong.

She's my momtor.

I'm actually really good at poker.

- Well, wonderful. - Sit your ass down.