Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are on my shit list, Scarapiducci! And what's that other guy's na--

What would I tell them?

-What are we doing? -I don't know, sir.

Well, I can't deny you did make an impression.

-To her friend's house. -Jesus, Brad.

[automated voice] Inmate 7328-88 is unavailable.

Relationships are very difficult.

[softly] ♪ I guess you'd say ♪

You don't even need to write that down.

-How do you know about that? -From observation.

You do recall correctly,

We need to nail somebody's head to the wall on this thing,

I mean, in terms of internet security, I'm kind of all thumbs.

It's nice for my mother when I'm mentioned in the papers.

you think I'm spy?

[clears throat]

[softly] Close the door, please.

That's the molly person? Doesn't matter. That's not why I'm here.

Oh, God. I'm so horny.

Sorry, sir. But it felt good.

Oh. Uh.. okay. Hello.

Y'all come back and order some more, ya hear?

"Mark's wife had to go to maximum security prison

Oh, my God. I'll be right back.

Timing? What do you mean?

I can't make you molly, Tony. Go ask Dr. Chandreshekar.

Since when has making the president happy on his birthday

Brightest-known star in the galaxy.

So "flex" is like when you're dunking on someone,

You're a one-star general. Act like it.

I thought she only warmed it up, but I fear she may have cooked it herself.

And thanks for acknowledging me earlier.

You want anything?

Get your fuckin' feet off the table.

Wait. Chan is my number two.

Would that be sufficient humiliation?

Okay, let's see who you've been feeding information to.

The president has a name for countries like India.

-[both laughing loudly] -That's good.