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It's insane to me that you have degrees in things.
Tell me, what makes your relationship work?
Who can do anything in 15 minutes?
Doesn't work that way, and it's morally questionable.
Okay, POTUS just tweeted. Here it comes. Here it comes.
But this?
It was Sean Connery.
At least I let him go home with the rest of the cake.
Kelly.
[John] Yeah, there is no spy.
You see?
[line ringing]
Oh, God.
[Tony] Uh-oh! Dr. Chan!
-Can I talk to you for a minute? -Sure.
We will be the judge of that.
What kind of appointment is this?
even though we only met once.
-What? -Came from the White House.
-Why don't you just walk in the room? -It's about Dr. Mallory.
Absolutely. Everyone's wearing one but me.
Oh! Okay.
Wow. Cramming "didgeridoo" into that bridge must have been difficult.
-Because it's horrible. -Okay, why don't you say something then?
You might wanna let your pen pal know
-Yeah. -Kelly? Huh? Mmm.
All right.
[chuckling]
No, no, no. Volume.
Well, sure, a missile's loud. Rocket's bright.
He fucked us.
My family's from Hong Kong. Why would I help India?
-[Mark] That's what we're wondering. -Yeah, I'll tell you how.
We're actually the least likely pairing statistically in American couples,
Attached to the email was a large video file.
[Mark chuckles flatly]
Make no attempt to leave the country.
[chuckles softly]
Yes.
[piano stops]
Formerly Area Fifty Yum.
Are you eavesdropping on a classified conversation?