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When it collapses on itself in 20 billion years,
♪ You make me think to myself ♪
I feel like the party clown I hired on Erin's fifth birthday.
Well, this'll be the first time since she was sentenced six months ago.
[snaps]
[rocket engine whooshing]  
Um...
Is there some sort of liquid or serum that turns an old man into a young person?
That's a Pegasus fin system.
Okay.
She's so nice.
[sniffing]
What did Chan say about you?
Yep.
Civilian contractor, Kelly King.
with a birthday present for POTUS from Space Force.
And mutual respect.
and I thought I'd stop by and say hello.
"Naird, is that you?" Shit.
Yeah. Yeah. Probably.
It stands for Black Women Asian Men.
Fuck, I am bad at this.
For that, you have earned the sacred berry bowl.
I don't know. But laugh again.
♪ The sight of the Milky Way ♪
Um... maybe.
Well, if you change your mind about the Outback, let me know.
Don't bother. Am I free to go?
[muffled laughter] 
Like what?
[sighs] Just warning you, the Outback fills up quick.
Like I just said something to make you laugh.
-Good. Well done, Brad. -Phew.
-Grab it! -Hey. Come on.
-Okay. -[Tony] Go.
Mm. No. A country.
-Nailed it, huh? -That was close.
Bottom line, we had a great win.
♪ I remember that ♪
With this oaf?
♪ I never was floored ♪
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