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Brad, have a seat.
And find the goddamn spy before this thing hits the news cycle.
Smarter.
Oh, my God. He's not hungry. Never mind.
-Brad. -What? No way.
-Well, yeah. -So you have it too.
Oh, he's very serious.
This is ten trillion times louder and brighter.
Wait. Are you okay? You're acting very strange.
IT will do an invasive search of your electronic history.
♪ "That boy's out of this world" ♪
Who is the spy?
Do we have any missions ready to launch?
I never did like Baxter.
"Mr. President, Father, I am sorry."
The way you walk.
I pass it into law because that is my constitutional role."
I'm not sure I follow.
Actually, you do.
Your mother is still alive?
♪ My girl ♪
-I can call in some favors, you know. -[Mark] Thank you, Brad.
[chuckles]
Brad is so funny.
-Yeah. -Sorry you're going through this.
Every time I'm anywhere near him, he hides his cell phone.
I don't know what that means.
Us?
Fifteen-minute-- It's all 15-minute increments.
Oh...
India?
Were-- Were you doing Nixon?
Anniversary?
Nothing. He was just talking about business cards.
Thank you to my very loyal secretary of defense, whose idea it was."
Fake news.
You know why.
Hello.
[Mallory] Can I help you, Major?
♪ "This boy's out of this... ♪
Okay, to figure out what the president would want for his birthday,
"How long? How long do you want?"
And Baxter. That guy gives me the creeps.
Yes. Same-- Same thing.
Given history, are we literally going to nail someone's head to a wall?
And let me tell you something, mister,
-Get it from him. -Wait.
♪ Talking 'bout my girl ♪
You know, a lot of centenarians are living long, healthy lives.
[clears throat]
Can you imagine how proud your parents would be over in, uh...
Jerome was by far my favorite person in the lunar habitat.
I understand.
Well, we do try to make it special here at Meal Armstrong.
Or, you know what? I may have a diary from high school,
Hey. Um...
[people clamoring]
So insult yourself.