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and I'm gonna lose you.
Please welcome Bart Folding, ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
if they hadn't married,
Do you remember how much fun it was,
"You were married, you got divorced."
Do you wanna have a sleepover tonight?
I want to keep being two people
I'd-- I'd like to tell you about my childhood...
Jane! Keep going, Daddy.
You're not supposed to put two women on in a row.
It's gonna be okay, Jane, okay?
Huh? That'd be swell!
That's what he hears.
That's hardcore, but this is really good.
Like, I remember this one time...
And, me too.
You're mean! You are a mean man!
that'll make me better? Anything?
Please. I don't know.
Well, I think you're a liar, because you like me
Have a good night. Thanks for coming.
Okay...
and then we wouldn't have to do anything.
You get candy, get some candy, I don't care.
Buster Keaton, Lucille Ball.
And so I'm educating myself, and it's an ongoing--
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
what jokes I'm gonna do tonight.
Yeah, that's why I get them,
Most of the women I have sex with are all the same.
Don't you want to stick your dick
I don't remember what town.
and use our own showers and play with all our own things.
My dad has to go really, really bad.