Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was a bad student.

Thank you, Louie. Yeah, good luck, man.

What if they're the same place?

My mother would beat me for urinating in my bed.

Even though it was very painful

about wetting the bed on stage,

No, I'll make it, it's okay.

Do all roads have to lead to ruin?

But... I was gonna--

I'll go see the arty movie thing with you,

good, uh... good-- good stuff.

I'm sorry, and I--

Yeah, you, what makes you laugh.

I'm not gonna make it.

I love, like, old, Italian-y places.

You gotta-- But it has to be f--

Just give me 400, it's okay.

Can you, uh, give me your critique?

All right, I'll-- I'll give you 500 bucks.

Let's make the most of it.

Let's hear it for Louie C.K.

it's all tight in the chest and scary?

because you are not fun.

Okay. Okay, how about this?

I can't run, it'll make it worse.

Really, why? You ruined the 500 for me.

They'll let you. No, no, no, no, no, no.

GET A LOT OF CANDY!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! But it's tuesday, and we don't eat candy.