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I don't know if...
It doesn't mean I think that.
Like mansplaining, but womansplaining.
Started a photography course.
You said "secrets", not "darkest".
- She's exhausted. - No!
Same here.
CHAPTER 11 POSITIVE
Did she send it in an email?
You wouldn't judge me.
That's how most people do it.
So we couldn't come.
He went a bit far.
I hated hearing it at the time, but can you tell me...
No, don't do that. Not like that.
Thanks for letting me know.
So what are you doing now, Julie?
Although you do like soft dicks.
With a kind father, and you as the mother,
CHAPTER 7 A NEW CHAPTER
But...
It's okay! I'm here!
Not for that long.
Spare me the kid talk.
Right, but is it first?
Sorry.
- Do you cuddle your kids? - Sure, a lot.
You think?
a bit better?
Compare them.
It's in all the books and movies.
But I think I was pretty terrible.
Really. I just watch my favourite old movies over and over.
with six children
I have no maternal instinct, right?
You know that. You know I want children.
He says we have a limited number of sperm.
The only thing worse than all the idiots is yourself.
If psychology will make you happy, then do it.
So we can celebrate together.
It's normal for a mother or a father to comfort them.
His pains. His prostate.
We'd love it. Come see where your daughter lives.
Nice try.
And then...
And I remember
I want to live in my flat with you.
I just want to do more first.
I have imaginary conversations with you.
My bad.
Eivind could forget about flying to New York.
- You good? - Yeah.
Shit.
Music I didn't know about, but from when I grew up.
I'm offended, though we're not supposed to say that.
I'll let you know next time.
I'm pregnant.
I forgot my sunglasses inside.
Could you sign?
When was life supposed to start?
He has cancer.
is one day, you'll want kids.
- I can stay if you like. - It's okay.
Published last year.
Are you sure? Could be risky.
Who could draw him out of his drawing board.
Need help?
Thanks.
There's always something wrong with him.
Let me smell.
Hi. Can I have a smoke?
Have you tried it?
"They must act as if they like... the pathetic expectation
Julie disappointed herself. This used to be easy.
You've been through the epidermis, derma and muscles.
I expose my darkest secrets, and you...
Do I smell bad?
Good question. Tell us. In juicy detail.
Coffee?
No.
I'll be a good mother?
It’s almost like being a carpenter.
We're discussing your work right now,
How nice to see you.