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Oooo Chileylo, walking down the street Ten times a week
- See you, Josh. - No problem. Step up.
Josh! Josh!
Work stinks, but the fringe benefits are great.
Oh, here it is.
[Gun Beeping] [Grunts]
I'm not very good at sports, but I'll give it a try.
Um... Oh! ♪♪ [Singing]
Okay, uh, let's check out the...
Astro Blaster, Laser Might- They're all the goddamn same.
So, when you reach the end of the page, you decide where the story goes.
a brand-new bathroom with a jet-stream Jacuzzi.
Well, it's the company's car.
Most of that's pretty straightforward stuff.
Listen.
Trouble.
Employees at Malka Sports when they announce Kev’s new role
What's fun about playing with a building?
♪♪ [Continues] I'm never eating again.
"I wish I were big."
It doesn't mean anything.
[Coughing]
Just a silly old guy.
-There's not supposed to be pieces in mouse. Carrot.
- All on computers. - Yes.
[Screams] [Man] Pick a prize.
♪♪ [Continues]
- Oh. - I'm happy for you.
Yeah, do you have a Zoltar machine?
I'll see you soon.
[Gunshot] [Woman Screaming]
Okay.
- No. - You should. It's really fun.
Puis le viagra?
[Boy] "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard.
s... so I show him the schedule...
Thank you.
[Gunshot] [Screaming]
[Line Ringing] [Man, Woman Arguing]
Susan, I'm not what you think I am.
I'm never eating again
I'm a child, Susan...
- Oh, wow. Feel that. What do you think? - I like it.
Susan? Susan?
[Beeping]
It's Narwhal.
so a groyper was the shooter
[Susan Laughs]
Buddy, we've been talkin' about this for months.
- There was this carnival in New Jersey. - Please.
- What? - It's me.
It's beluga.
[Chattering]
- It has nothing to do with him. - Oh, what is this, then?
Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow.
He gives too much homework. What'd you get on the test?
[Screaming]
- No. Wait. Here's one. - What are you doing? What are you doing?
You think that there isn't a frightened kid inside of me too?
- Neighborhood circulation director? - Yeah!
[Shouting In Spanish]
It's simple too. Come on. You'll like it. And it's really easy too.
He was going for the throat, trying to eviscerate me.
- Don't forget to call me after supper. - Okay.
SLOW DOWN CINDY
[Coughing Continues] [Man] Did you see that?
Establishment Democrats AOC
- Where? - Right there.
See, there's a computer chip inside which stores the choices.
You knew this was gonna happen when Rachel got older.
[Phone Rings]
Your one big moment of redemption?
[Phone Rings]
who's filling in for nancy nguyen? miriam stoppard.
I know him.
- Don't hurt me. - I'll prove it to you. Billy, please!
Sure Dad
M-M-M-My baseball team is called the Dukes! [Whimpering]
[Applause]
Maybe you should hold on to my number.
It turns from a building into a robot. Right?
You got your wish.
You mean, like, a-a rubber duck for the bath?
Look, I swear to God, if you do anything to him...
Half hour.
Well, I really don't know where I can put her.
♪♪ [Humming]
you miss me...
[Man Speaking Spanish]
Next, please!
♪♪ [Woman Singing]
and I'm... I'm not ready for all of this.
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Bet he gets another raise.
Think I've read this one.
- That's right. - He only had that on his second trip though.
- Miss Patterson. - You're the luckiest guy I know.
Susan...
- Send out for some sandwiches. - Cajun or deli?
Fine! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
I don't know about this one, Bob.
No.
.
What does he do in his sleep?
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I… I still don’t get it.