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He's had the roughest time with algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.
GAWK GAWK
[Man] And I just need to confirm your address.
I don't want to stay here by myself.
Whoo!
He can't come from nowhere, Susan. He has to come from somewhere.
- I got enough to eat- - Two!
[Susan] Oh. It's nice.
I don't get it.
[Man] Well, Jenny was saying that there was a problem...
can't just come to a meeting and say smartview sunset
She leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.
Well, where should we start first?
- Okay. - You getting a cold, Josh?
Billy. Yeah? Billy. Yeah?
It was... It was called George Washington.
Josh!
- It's good for him. - I don't know, sir.
If it's s... something else...
Sorry I'm late. The computers were down for, like, 45 minutes.
[Boy] Thanks, mister!
Excuse me. This looks good.
I thought so. What, are you here with your kids?
- Do you have the list of story line options? - Maybe.
No, I'm at a party. [Chuckles]
Pork rinds! [Gagging]
Cute. Can you walk the dog?
- I'm just not good enough. - What are you talking about?
[Sniffs] He's scared of you. Ohh.
Work! Work!
- Which one is it? - The one right there.
[Higher Voice] No. Fine.
three, four, five, six... Three, four, five, six...
Oh, my God! Oh, thank God you're home!
How would I have... Even if I did listen, how would I know?
Booger! Booger! [Yells]
This isn't fair. This isn't fair.
[Softly] On the fast break. What a job. Let's get this done.
[Executives Murmuring] Oh.
if he's going to steal second or something.
[Loud Thump]
- I'll connect you. - Are these the applications?
- That looks good. - Yeah.
And wait a minute. It's the Yankees' star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.
- But the toy sold, Paul. - Excuse me.
[Bystanders Laughing] Come here. Give me the ball.
[Groans]
[Shouting Louder]
I wish I was a kid again.
"You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. [Beeping]
- Clerical transcriber. - Billy.
You'll be fine.
Now they're arresting businessmen?
You don't know what I mean.
Hear that rattle? Too many employees turn to painkillers for back and neck pain caused by desk work. Chair massage helps reduce that reliance, naturally.
You know, you don't walk out on somebody.
What, exactly, don't you get?
This is what we've been waiting for.
Anyone seen my spaceship
So this is where you live.
Yes, Mr. Baskin.
- It's my house. [Woman] - It's my house. I keep the house.
- Oh. Hi. - Hi.
- See? - One month to process. You get it in six weeks.
I got it. I got it.
Thanks again, Billy! It was fun!
He says hi!
All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."
"Your wish is granted."
[Footsteps]
Well?
woke up the next morning, I was a grown-up.
I've been thinking about this.
Uh, I mean, at this point in my life...
I wish I am young again.
Wait. I need a paper.
a consumer s... survey and we were wondering...
- Exactly. That's algebra. - Righ... It is?
I'll trade you for X-Factor.
"charli xcx visa card 100% A.M.E yes brathayley I.O yeti.exe error!" i really don't see a gap fee problem. but in saying that i wish i had kids of my own and fixed myself. yes and misbehavious needs to be displayed from sian and you to burn out wirh gayle i mean it used to set ke$ha right off.
[Woman] MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
- Hi. - Who's this?
You could kill somebody running around here like that!
Each page would be made out of six panels.
We could have sports books... baseball, football.
Those under indictment include five senior vice presidents...
[Laughing, Chattering] ♪♪ [Ends]
[Sneezes]
- What's this? - What does it look like?
[Both Laughing]
and I know...
- Just- I had an idea. [Laughing]
Have a couple of drinks. It's a party.
It's good to see a little hustle for a change.
The last door on the right, next to the bathroom.
Uh, your son can wait out here.
- What? - Spend it!
[Laughs] How are you gents doing here?
[Door Slams] [Sighs]
Whoa! What's the matter...
Come out. Come out.
It works on your hips.
[Woman # 2] You are never here.
[Grunting] I think...
- Can't get a job. - Why?
[Both] Whee-whee-whee-whee, Jags.
[Susan] The kid makes his own decision.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PJ REYES
Have you been on this before?
- Your hair's getting longer. - I got it cut yesterday.
- Yes, Mr. Baskin. - Thanks.
But something really strange happened, and I'm really scared! I need your help!
What?
[Man] Sidle up to him and then ask for a raise.
- How are you? - Who is this?
Oh, I haven't done this in a long time. [Laughs]