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Aah!
# So to honor Him #
sleep in my old bed,
Ohh!
I just want to go home.
# All these things and more, darlin' #
Oh.
[Breathing Heavily]
It's like their prettier, you know,
They all look like Meryl Streep.
is fucking my girlfriend.
Easiest job I ever had.
Singers: # Come, they told me #
Shoo.
Tomorrow's Christmas eve.
is get to the top level up here.
Yeah, yeah.
We still gonna spend Christmas together?
Well, least he won't be comin' back.
you made him the happiest he'd ever been.
a silicone tongue so that the boy could talk.
The bar used to be over here.
You gotta believe me.
Yeah. You're such a goddamn good shot
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No! There is no safe!
[Laughs]
I know you have to be with him...
you get to go live happily ever after.
With me?
Now, just shut up.
[Chatter And Machine Noise Tape Playing]
between December 1st and December 25th.
Rudy: Please.
No, you don't understand! I love you!
Shit
Uh, Christmas eve.
[Coughs] You can't.
Look, I'm not Nick!
Shit.
searching for the drunkest skirt in the room.
Do you know that guy?
This is just not another card club, all right?
You grow up in Detroit, you get mature real quick.
Nick: He's a lifer, man, what does he care?
maybe instead of going back to Detroit,
Throw him back in the rig.
It is a casino.
Nick: Don't look like he missed the sunlight.
will walk out with the bus fare...
saw a profit of $12 million last year.
# A newborn King to see #
and you just walked right the other way.
Oh, my God.
The man who wrote those letters
who doesn't keep a gun in his truck.
Uhh, the hell I can't.
We don't need him anymore.
Rudy: Anyone? Anyone?
Yeah.
I thought you hated that place.
I do. It's very curly.
Get up.
and I am really scared.
All I want
Then where the fuck is it?
No!
Rudy: Wait a minute. Whoa, what's this?
And I'll need to be inside the casino
Hey, hey, hey, man!
then I know where the money moves.
How you'll never make the same mistakes.
Oh, my God.
# And since we've no place to go #
I said...
Then go get another table! For old people!
for your reservation.
# Rum pum pum pum pum #
You feel smart? Huh? You think you're lucky?
Hey, I didn't put you on that ice.
Fuck.
Guard: Down!
Get up. Come on.
Hey.
Let's get out of here right now.
Go ahead. Just... Just do what my friends say.
I mean, I know they were private, but...
they would've never done it without you, Nick.
I don't think it's negative 5.
Guard: Keep the line movin'!
I guess we don't need you then.
on the Channel 5 News, these top stories.
Rudy: He's dead.
Rudy: Jesus Christ, man,
You say, Thank you.
because he did what he had to do
Aah! Ah, shit.
This man and I are out of here in 2 days,
And that's who he's working for on this one?
because he was stealin' money from the tribe.
You are lucky, convict.
Gabriel: Is he ready for that?
and I just wouldn't be that...
The radio said.
This map looks like it was made by a bunch of retards.
Go, go, go, go!
# The little cards you give me #
What's this, the cage?
Rudy: Oh, shit.
Rudy: What kind of a people cheat Santa Claus?
do you remember
Rudy: I heard him.
No.
10 bucks? What do I do with 10 bucks?
Yeah.
OK.
See ya later, assholes.
I never said anything about a shiv.
I'm sorry. I just...
Oh, hey, I like your coat.
He wrote those letters.
# Every couple tries to stop #
they never wanted to get to know me.
You know? You go in there with 5 guys,
Good. Great.
Help yourself.
It's all wrong.
put him down, shoot him in the fucking knees.
Gabriel: and car-seat kiddies
Meanwhile, most of my esteemed raping
Chop shop consultant doesn't work on a resume.
[Sirens]
I mean, the cage is over here.
in the spirit of the season,
about writing guys in prison.
Gabriel: No, no, not cowboys, Nick.
Maybe something about a robbery?
[Engine Stalls]
Ahh. Uhh.
How you're gonna get it right.
Well, he said I'd pay for it.
[Sirens]
[Laughs]
Yeah.
[Locks Door]
Ohh.
Inmate: You want some fuckin' monster?
Zook: Monsters... in... the gelatin!
I don't give a fuck about that!
Now you get your pussy ass over here
I can't go back to Vegas, Bear.
I'm bringing in a great lounge act.
Behind the liquor cabinet.
Well, he better learn to give you some respect.
Uhh!
Ease up off me.
Well, I got a gift for you
My what?
Jesus.