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All that gets me through the day
you'd better do it just the way Monster planned,
Or I'm back in prison for the rest of my life,
What do you know? Good old Rudy came through.
Aw, yeah. I could use one.
[Kisses]
Rudy: Ahh.
when it happens.
What's this? What's this?
Uhh!
A man of some travels.
They just... They drive guns.
I was just trying to stop him,
Well, after our little holiday hideaway,
Uhh.
# But if you really hold me tight #
5 Santas walked into that Tomahawk, Rudy.
Hell of a job.
We're going to get to the Powwow Safe.
Jack Bangs is the name.
eat leftovers for about 6 months.
ahem. That's Mike.
Say somethin'.
Rudy, help me!
[Music Playing Faintly]
and welcome to it, you dumb fucks!
Put him in the truck.
if we're helping them with the robbery,
I'm just a farmer.
Aah!
Look, you want to know about money, right?
Are you with me here, boys?
Can I ask you something?
But what you got to figure out, then,
A part of them?
Rudy: Jesus Christ.
You want it? Let's go!
You think he's just going to let me walk?
Nick, are you all right?
What'd they call her in college?
Girl On TV: Nice to see you.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Whichever one hits closest to the bull's-eye
Rudy: I don't feel bad for you.
All right, look...
Gabriel: All right.
Make me a sandwich bitch
If I hadn't been rolling her,
# I feel like running wild #
Maybe a night or two?
and for the rivers to roil
I could've put the gun in my mouth
# Are over #
you know, I thought maybe
But I cannot give you Las Vegas profits
Gabriel: Baby, I know that.
They'd be looking for Ashley Mercer.
Yeah, but I... you already got me all this stuff.
Shut up!
I understand you're unhappy.
So...
I want...
Uh, ahem. All right.
you know, you can't just send me in there
he helped me with some of the, you know,
Guard! Jesus, guard!
It's just a roach, Zook.
My pen pal fucks me over.
Tomorrow's Christmas eve, my love.
A little gift for us in the Powwow Safe, huh?
Ever since you been goin' to night school,
gets what he wants.
Stay the hell away from me.
I'm gonna be there.
Come on, hurry up.
[Laughs] Ain't that your thing?
the whole car was burning like a comet.
I can't go back to Vegas.
He thought I was some gambler.
There is no other table.
[Merlin Locks Door]
I'm going to need some money.
Well, now, look at what Santa's dwarves
So, we gotta have 5 Santas not walk out.
Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
You can either get me in there,
# A gift to give a king #
he'd...
but why would he tell her
Drop them!
A security guard named Nick Cassidy?
You folks need some help?
Because I do not deserve
Get away from the desk!
Have people working for me.
Guard: Back, back, back! Get your hands up!
no plan ever went down
[Giggling, Moaning]
OK.
Ok ok ok
Gabriel: Get them out of there!
You Ashley?
Uhh!
Woman: Come on.
I owe you a drink.
Uhh!
Ashley: You said he was stabbed,
Aah!
You land closer, you get Ashley.
Forget about him and get the money!
You could've run, but you didn't.
Dealer: Dealer has 18.
I used to work up at this casino,
[Laughs]
I thought we had a few more days.
You're like a wanderer
Shut up.
is what they want.
Who I am, inside.
[Mutters]
Aah!
I could really go for some onion rings.
Uhh!
He's stalling us! There's no safe!
Guard: And stop!
Now, we cased the place. We saw it.
[Ashley Grunting]
Nick: I was gonna kill her!
[Gunshot]
Uhh.
Mr. Bangs,
was planned out the day I read your letters.
you know... family problems?
[Person Whistling Silver Bells]
[Imitating Guitar Solo]
so that we can know about it,
Aw, it was all you. [Laughs]
Gabriel, he wants to help now.
So you could get down her chimney?
Gabriel: Yeah. The buffet was over here.
Look, man, you don't know me.
he was telling her he's not the guy,
[Jingle Bells Playing]