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[footsteps departing]
[Carrie sighs]
Oh, shit.
[sighs]
- My problem? - Mm-hmm.
Well, tell Jennifer she can't have a red onion for breakfast.
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know ♪
I'm in the middle of a redemption arc.
[laughing, chattering on phone]
You don't need to be sarcastic.
No.
Boom! You can fucking talk to bread.
I thought you were too busy with your new cool friend.
Trust me. He will have deserved it.
Would be a shame if we couldn't finish them together.
- Wait, are you 25? - Yeah.
[patron] It's something about the car for me.
Do it. Do it!
♪ We're heroes ♪
All right. I'm just gonna put that there.
Do you want a proper drink?
Look, you're not rejecting people with powers if you're drooling over fly boys.
Oh, no.
They sent a local news crew out.
I rescind it.
♪ Welcome to the circus ♪
Yeah.
Someone got her power yesterday.
I thought they could do that "dina" testing.
Yeah, I did. I remember because the bank called me to ask
Burden me with your problems.
What was it? A couple days ago?
["Cracker Drool" playing]
What kind of questions are these?
But it's just like-- like, everyone thinks they're better than you.
It is so fucked, isn't it?