Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled redundancy.
Good idea. Sit with her, hold her, comfort her.
There are a number of options and....
Not surprising.
No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own.
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
...with, you know, what I'm talking about?
Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?
You know, and then he just goes and has to humiliate me...
Sheldon, what's the point?
Ah, okay.
...and I walked over there and I fixed it.
I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.
- No. - Eh, why not?
You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
Now, since no one knows when or if the poison has been released...
But on the other hand...
...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.
What about if you went out with me?
Okay, so here's the thing.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life.
Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard?
It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Show me your citrus peels.
You sound surprised.
No, that would be under-reacting.
Doesn't that violate the health code or...?
Not now. I have a blog to find.
Yes, you're right.
"Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here till you roll two, four or--"