Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There are a number of options and....
...choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled redundancy.
...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.
Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?
I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.
Good idea. Sit with her, hold her, comfort her.
Not surprising.
Show me your citrus peels.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...
You sound surprised.
"Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here till you roll two, four or--"
Yes, you're right.
- No. - Eh, why not?
...with, you know, what I'm talking about?
You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Doesn't that violate the health code or...?
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life.
What about if you went out with me?
No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own.
But on the other hand...
No, that would be under-reacting.
You know, and then he just goes and has to humiliate me...
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
...and I walked over there and I fixed it.
Now, since no one knows when or if the poison has been released...
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Ah, okay.
Not now. I have a blog to find.
It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard?
Sheldon, what's the point?