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Why are you learning Chinese?
Sorry, you diverted me.
...air-flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.
Never mind.
...without producing a noxious gas...
Former can overpower the latter giving scientific credence...
A cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison...
What happens if I blow it?
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you...
What about me?
- Maybe I should call Mike and apologize. - No, no.
How could he do that?
I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.
Huh.
- It's a common mistake. - Not the first one I've made today.
Thank you for the clarification.
Might as well read it, everybody else has. Go ahead.
In the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.
...by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.
She was mad at him.
Oh, that's nice.
I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful--