Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current.
Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard.
What else? Sell it on eBay as slightly used.
I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Well, let's see.
Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?
He's the kind that gets into a relationship for, like you would say, light-years.
I don't really know who they are--
And Wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.
I don't think I can go out with her tonight.
...from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.
You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest...
- Can we please change the subject? - Sure.
You know, macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money.
...that will break open at a random time.
I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.
I'm her friend. I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.
I'd love to, but I don't have tangerine chicken.
No. What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way.
Yes, what?
What happened?
You see, people hear the word "year" and they think duration.
No, no.
- Normal non-freaky smart. - Yeah, no, sure.
Hey.
Oh, God, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed.
That's the spirit.