Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current.

Well, let's see.

...from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.

What else? Sell it on eBay as slightly used.

I'm her friend. I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.

And Wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.

Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?

That's the spirit.

I obviously didn't make my point with those people.

...that will break open at a random time.

- Normal non-freaky smart. - Yeah, no, sure.

You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest...

He's the kind that gets into a relationship for, like you would say, light-years.

I'd love to, but I don't have tangerine chicken.

Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard.

I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.

I don't think I can go out with her tonight.

You see, people hear the word "year" and they think duration.

You know, macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money.

I don't really know who they are--

Oh, God, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed.

- Can we please change the subject? - Sure.

No. What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way.