Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry I yelled at you. It's not your fault.
Maybe we should talk first.
Yeah, no, how could he do that?
Okay, so I pick good guys, but turn them into losers?
I myself prefer to have my excess epithelial cells slough off naturally...
It was Penny's boyfriend's. They broke up.
Maybe I am her gay friend.
I would not say that.
Well, Raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk.
Oh, God.
...and demands you take her right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
But go on.
Penny, are you okay?
All right, what response on my part...
Starch absorbs fluid...
Why don't you pick at random, if you don't like it, sit somewhere else next time?
I can see that. Unless you're running a marathon...
Okay, well, you know, this isn't that bad.
Well, he didn't actually say anything.
Of course not.
Do you have anything to say that has anything to do...
...to the notion of being rendered speechless.