Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you so much for your stupid advice.
Wow, that's brilliant.
Okay, where were we?
Judging by my e-mail, a number of prisoners at the Michigan State Penitentiary found it.
...and in your case, the elevator, parks and fast-food franchise.
...and who actually cares about me.
Just roll the dice.
I just wanna crawl into a hole and die.
I like tangerine chicken. I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.
The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers...
And until recently, I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance...
While speech is centered in the recently developed neocortex.
Tell me whether or not to go through with the date.
My apologies, Leonard. I'm only as good as my teacher.
...we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it...
Yeah.
- Where are you going? - I'm going over to Mike's.
- Hi. - Hi.
You know what? I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.
...would bring this conversation to a conclusion?
A mistake involving Penny.
Yeah, really? Well, my friends at work found it, my sister found it.
Sheldon.
Out of curiosity...