Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, but we gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here.

We have to hem the new dust ruffle.

Ugh. I'm so jealous.

PHOEBE: Hey. RACHEL: Hey.

Okay, also, what is with these chips you bought?

Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.

So now she thinks that I made out with him and that I did it to get her job.

...very beautiful woman...

If she finds out that I lied to her, she is gonna hate me even more. Phoebe!

Joey, that is such a great tip.

- You're right. I'll talk to her. - Talk to her. Be a man.

Okay, maybe this will make them look less white.

What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999.

I'm sorry. We do. We do.

Look, Janine, I really want you to feel at home here, but...

Half the guys out there have makeup on.

Well, that's great. Congratulations.

Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little?

Who's the silver fox?

Uh, can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture.

Okay, so colors that don't work are...

Oh, my God. What happened?

Uh, like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know.