Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow, Dad, you switched jars on him. That was so awesome.
If anyone has left a toddler locked in their car...
I gave up sleuthing when the case of the missing bike horn...
We can force emancipation of the slaves upon the South...
Now come on. We've got some truth to spread.
Even porn. Wow, porn!
If it weren't for lo, the ice moon of Jupiter...
All this time, I thought I was proving I was so grown-up...
And that's where babies come from.
But America's a big boy now, and so am I.
When were you gonna tell me you were Illuminutti?
"Lastly, tip your hat in the Garden of Eden."
...it'd be my favorite thing in the solar system. Great idea, Mom.
See, this is why you people are going out of business.
...allowing Carver to receive credit for the invention.
Yeah, no. Sure, yeah, let's play.
Sorry, it's been a really long day.
Unfortunately, it can only be read with a special ocular device.
Come on, boys.
A map I found years ago.
Really?