Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God bless Ameri...
I had to make the switch? I thought it was a magic backpack or something.
I'm looking for one slaw.
How about George Washington Carver? He invented peanut butter.
If children get less than eight hours of sleep...
Almost there, Dad. Hey, look. Funny pages from 1916.
Wait. That's an anagram for "Find the monocle."
- The monocle. - You know what this is?
- The jar of proof must be in there. - Hidden up Lincoln's proof chute.
Sorry. I have to write a black-history report...
- The truth would tear this country apart. - Maybe back then.
Cleveland learned of a black botanist who had hundreds of uses for peanuts.
And now he's injured.
So next time you privileged suburban white boys...
...their boy glands emit a berry scent that attracts pedophiles.
You don't get it, kid. He did it to himself.
You stumbled upon the most dangerous secret in American history.
He was stabbed and left for dead.
Unless you wanna make it a little more interesting.
None of you.
That's right. The second President Peanut.
- That's why they killed the curator. - Okay, loud. Loud.
...think Beethoven wasn't black, maybe you should look in the mirror.
Steve, what have you done? You've ruined everything.