Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...think Beethoven wasn't black, maybe you should look in the mirror.
Cleveland learned of a black botanist who had hundreds of uses for peanuts.
Wait. That's an anagram for "Find the monocle."
- The monocle. - You know what this is?
God bless Ameri...
How about George Washington Carver? He invented peanut butter.
I'm looking for one slaw.
- The jar of proof must be in there. - Hidden up Lincoln's proof chute.
Almost there, Dad. Hey, look. Funny pages from 1916.
Unless you wanna make it a little more interesting.
So next time you privileged suburban white boys...
- That's why they killed the curator. - Okay, loud. Loud.
- The truth would tear this country apart. - Maybe back then.
If children get less than eight hours of sleep...
You don't get it, kid. He did it to himself.
Sorry. I have to write a black-history report...
He was stabbed and left for dead.
You stumbled upon the most dangerous secret in American history.
Steve, what have you done? You've ruined everything.
And now he's injured.
I had to make the switch? I thought it was a magic backpack or something.
None of you.
...their boy glands emit a berry scent that attracts pedophiles.
That's right. The second President Peanut.