Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All the clues are things that President Peanut wears.
Wait, Steve. Don't declare fudge just yet.
Looks like I'm hitting everything but rock bottom, huh?
It's a playbill from the night Lincoln was assassinated.
His name, Armey Neilstrong.
...if this lie is ever exposed.
How many of you sitting in this room have even seen a black person?
That's not funny. I guess comedy's really evolved.
Thanks, Dad.
Yes?
Now don't forget to brush your teeth or goblins will kill your mother.
- This is the monocle. - Hey.
- Hey, lights out. It's past your bedtime. - Dad, I'm too old for a bedtime.
...he just found your stash.
Well, I learned it from you. I guess maybe you are all grown-up.
"In the elf condom."
Oh, my goodness. Did someone just take my advice?
Roger, it's been hours. Are you gonna move or not?
Steve, that's crazy. I was never gonna tell you.
I'm doing a report on George Washington Carver.
The symbol.