Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The symbol.
- This is the monocle. - Hey.
Wait, Steve. Don't declare fudge just yet.
"In the elf condom."
His name, Armey Neilstrong.
That's not funny. I guess comedy's really evolved.
How many of you sitting in this room have even seen a black person?
I'm doing a report on George Washington Carver.
- Hey, lights out. It's past your bedtime. - Dad, I'm too old for a bedtime.
All the clues are things that President Peanut wears.
Steve, that's crazy. I was never gonna tell you.
Yes?
It's a playbill from the night Lincoln was assassinated.
Looks like I'm hitting everything but rock bottom, huh?
Thanks, Dad.
Now don't forget to brush your teeth or goblins will kill your mother.
Roger, it's been hours. Are you gonna move or not?
...if this lie is ever exposed.
Oh, my goodness. Did someone just take my advice?
...he just found your stash.
Well, I learned it from you. I guess maybe you are all grown-up.