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I was given a mission by Jack Flowers,
Hey, do you have an iPhone?
who sit around all day watching TV and getting fat.
Here's what I'm saying. I used the Recorder app
I used the Amazon app to price everything out.
Oh, wait a minute.
it's the right set of nuts that get kicked.
You have till the count of three or I will shoot.
You little black communist niglit!
I thought I would never love again,
What? What about the bomb?
Everything looks good. Setting the timer.
I got the tequila. Who's got the salt?
* Stomp him in the nuts Stomp him in the nuts *
According to this, the target is Wuncler Plaza.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Do the monster stomp Do the monster stomp
Get to the warehouse now!
and Tweedlee bigger dumb fucking ass.
actually are coming to get you.
all that shit.
Now, what's the password to open the door?
No.
* The story that just begun *
This iPhone was found at the Freeman residence,
My nuts!
and I figure to have about $30 million in the first two years.
Oh, they got you now, little nigga.
Come on, little nigga. You heard the man.
Well, in 24 hours the new system will be online,
Look, we gotta get everybody out of here.
it's the president. First of all,
Then...
Do you want me to... Wait, Jack.
Why?
Super secret type shit.
Boy! Oh, we're so glad you're okay.
Hey, Pops! We need a favor.