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What color was the hamper?
Your prints were on file.
Well, There' no easy way to put this, sarge.
Come on, man. Just tell me who you are.
Deputy commissioner, if you wanna pick Trevor up,
I'd just repaint it.
science cannot account for.
but those two colors combined make green.
and now I can't sing along. You made a mixtape?
but this is above my pay grade.
Dream team.
I mean, what kind of father
Oh, also, the tagger drew a penis on your minivan.
can you help me wrap up this massive cocaine bust
So I'm taking suggestions.
selling my beautiful body for a can of beans.
Hey, Gina, can you look up what the humidity was
No, sorry. Don't feel like it, no.
Right on time.
Pretty detailed.
that he lets him get away with everything?
Thanks, Gina
I told you to back off, Peralta.
I'm not late. I'm here.
on every urinal in Rikers.
We? You're coming with me?
'cause he was always an hour late and hungover,
- Green. - Yes.
And when you show me that you can do your job...
He's been brought in a dozen times.
Why does every perp have a nicer place than I do?
His daddy comes in and bails him out every time.
every part of the job perfectly,
- Rosa. - Yes?
I made a mixtape with some very explicit rap on it,
take the extra 0.2, sell it to our friends.
I put away bad guys. That's what matters.
Hey, Jake, there is a very sexy, angry official here,
Look, I think we can all agree
I was testing you. You did perfectly.
Let's go, fartman.
She doesn't love you back.
There. Now you're hurt in this chair.
Not my fault. I had a plumbing problem.
You're gonna have to try a little harder
and he'd been eating yogurt earlier.